You took them all :c
Orly?
1. Lag
2. My weapons are not working
3. The admin is cheating.
4. I was typing.
5. I was away (He shoots at you even though he was away)
6. Your base is better.
7. I wasn't ready
8. I was letting you win
9. I was out drinking
10. i am too high today
11. i only know how to fight zombies (sorry, dieing doesn ot count as fighting)
12. Reloading
13. Looking the other way (wut).
14. Glitch
15. H4X
16. I are newz
17. The DM is too hard.
18. "I was trying to pick up the weapon!!!1!"
19. AIDs
20. NOFAIR U HAZ BETTAR WEPS!!!!11!!!!(same weapons)
21. I have a broken finger and I cant click (but he manages to click the projectile spam rocket cannons that lag up the server)
22. I was doing my homework. (Then why are you busy trying to fight)
23. i was too busy playing halo!
24. i was talking to my GF!
25. I was trying to spawn a weapon/vehicle.
26. my mouse sensitivity is up and i cant aim too well!!!
27. My laptop is slow.
28. I thought my blockland was going to crash.
29. I was taking a crap.
30. I was to busy reading this to find an excuse that is not on here
32. dodging is for wimps
33. I don't know how to fire weapons!
34. I was using shift to dodge so stickykeys came up.
35. I just happened to walk in your bullets path of firing.
36. I didn't want to kill you.
37. I thought we had unlimeted heath!!!!!11!!!1
38. My brother was playing!
39. Popups
40. I was shooting
42. I said time out :(
43. I thought I we were a team.
44. I'm 5 so go easy.
45. I couldn't figure out what to press.
46. My mouse broke.
47. My keyboard broke
48. My dog was in the way
49. I was in your base takin yer flag.
50. I was on the forums.
51. My mom wanted me for something.
52. Your ID is lower than mine!
53. The teams are unfair.
54. People keep teaming up on me!
55. I said not to kill me!
56. ya well i win anyways cuz im 2 kool 4 u
57. I thought you said you wouldn't kill me!
58. I was sending out trust invites!
59. My brother was downloading stuff!
60. My mom was making me do <repetitive chore here>!
61. I was getting a drink!
62. My Moniter Exploded. -dont ask me how he managed to say this-
63. I was talking on MSN!
64. I was in options!
65. I fell asleep...
66. I was thinking of an excuse for sucking
67. Hit Ctrl-Escape
68. I was on the phone.
69. I was trying to guess the admin password.
70. You fetched me.
71. You and the admins teamed up on me. (funny how there is only 1 admin at the server at the time.)