If you can, host a justin.tv or livestream while you jump out. 
This.
Of course, that would make it suck even more if he died D:
Landing safely on a small grassy field only to discover you've landed in the alligator habitat at a local zoo. :o
Your parachute does not open and you keep falling at dangerously high speed, but you land in the ocean some how and survive long enough to swim to dry land safely.
And be torn apart buy a giant squid.