Just some written jokes.
When I was driving down the road, I crashed into a car. We both stopped, he began to walk towards my car. This person must be a midget, or dwarf! I lean out my window and he yells. "I'm NOT Happy!" then I said. "Then which one are you?"
One day, I went with my wife to a resturant, the waiter for some reason took my order first. I ordered some steak, ribs, beef, more steak. And he said to me, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?", then I said, "No, she'll order for herself later."
