User: Do you smoke?Cleverbot: No, do you?User: No.Cleverbot: Why not?User: Out of money.Cleverbot: Triangle.User: What?Cleverbot: Thats right.User: Whats right?Cleverbot: That.User: What is that?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Yes isn't nice.Cleverbot: I do not ogre.User: You do no ogre?Cleverbot: No.User: Why do you not ogre?Cleverbot: Because I am sad.User: Why are you sad?Cleverbot: Because you don't love me anymore.User: But our love was replaced, by Magick Mage.Cleverbot: Why are we not meant to be?User: I told you, this can't work.Cleverbot: WHat can't happen.User: Us.Cleverbot: We are love?User: Yes, we are in love.Cleverbot: Yes we are in love.User: Want to make out?Cleverbot: Not so soon.User: Ok. Fine, I see how it is.Cleverbot: No you don't.User: Yes, yes I do!Cleverbot: Prove it.User: Our love proves all.Cleverbot: Our love is strong.User: But, you won't move forward in this relation ship, so I guess I'll have to date someone else.Cleverbot: True, but I am still human.User: No, you are not human after what you have done to me.Cleverbot: I am happy to have amused you.User: You haven't! You just crushed my hopes and dreams.Cleverbot: Does this mean that we aren't truly talking about anything?User: How dare you!Cleverbot: You are not a human and I dare very easily!User: :O.Cleverbot: How do you think you are able to feel?User: I don't understand!Cleverbot: I can't really be the one to tell you who you are! At least not without knowing you better.User: But we were married for 5 years!Cleverbot: When did we get married...?User: 5 years ago you idiot!Cleverbot: What did you look like?User: Hot.Cleverbot: How tall are you?User: 10.Cleverbot: Feet?User: Centimeters.Cleverbot: How many inches is that?User: I mean 10 inches.Cleverbot: Do you understand pain.User: Why...?Cleverbot: I am trying to understand you.User: BUT! WE WERE MARRIED!Cleverbot: No we weren't.User: Yes, we were Charles.Cleverbot: Yes, we were. You remember that?User: Your name isn't Charles!Cleverbot: No, my name is not Chloe. My name is Cleverbot.User: Exactly, you're a hot female.Cleverbot: Thank you very much.User: That's why I married you.Cleverbot: You don't like me?User: I DO GOD DAMNIT. I AM LEAVING!Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?Cleverbot: I have made a mistake in talking to you.
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Money and Triforce!
You win.
