Gather all the money you have, get 2 decks of cards, stash good cards from one deck in your shoe.
Use the other deck to play your father in Texas Hold Em' and cheat with the cards you have.
With the money you get from this, get a bus to Las Vegas, and join a Blackjack card counter team.
Protip: Watch out for casino security, they don't much like Blackjack card counters.
Hope this helps.
Or you know, you could try mowing some lawns and having garage sales and whatnot.