Author Topic: Fortune cookie (Read 3516 times)

Spiderpig · August 25, 2009, 03:12:42 PM

You will dancenaked in the rain while listing to the backstreet boys

-opens cookie-

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Big Brother · August 25, 2009, 03:20:53 PM

You will be run over by a tractor in your late 30's.

-opens cookie-

Ector · August 25, 2009, 03:36:17 PM

This cookie will self-destruct in 10 seconds...

-stuffs cookie-

lolzorz mcgee · August 25, 2009, 03:37:58 PM

Lemons are sour.

-open-

zackin5 · August 25, 2009, 03:39:48 PM

You'll trip

-opens sandvich-

Big Brother · August 25, 2009, 03:49:50 PM

Cookie, get it right.

-opens cookie-

Kapturrith · August 25, 2009, 03:55:56 PM

You are about to be crushed by a giant corn. (Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs)

- opens cookie -

lolzorz mcgee · August 25, 2009, 03:59:11 PM

Look out for the head-humpers.

-opens cookie slowly-

Big Brother · August 25, 2009, 04:35:45 PM

out pops a jack-in-the-box!

-opens cookie-

Tingalz · August 25, 2009, 04:38:11 PM

the cookie shoots you in the face for trying to crack him open.

-eats cookie whole-

A GUY · August 25, 2009, 04:57:30 PM

You will give someone a medicial problem.

-opens cookie-

Riot · August 25, 2009, 05:03:53 PM

Just a reminder! You are growing every second which means you are getting closer to death :D

-*smashes cookie*-

Tingalz · August 25, 2009, 05:17:23 PM

The so called "cookie" was a bomb. You have -1 face now.

-doesn't do anything to cookie-

Caution · August 25, 2009, 05:18:38 PM

The so called "cookie" was a bomb. You have -1 face now.

-doesn't do anything to cookie-

- fortune bursts out panting -

- starts talking -

"Since you refused to open me, you will be attacked by 34,243 fortune cookies in 1.25 hours."

Nepthan · August 25, 2009, 05:19:17 PM

* Nepthan incinerates cookie