OP's post made my eyes bleed.
Then facepalm, A.R.C! Facepalm for your life!!i made myself lol
REACH INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND FEEL THE PRESSURE OF THE PALM SQUEEZING AGAINST YOUR FACE IN THE FEELING THAT YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO RESPOND OTHERWISE!PUSH TILL YOUR FACE IS ONE WITH YOUR PALM!
lol epic middle finger
I prefer Hindu trout