lol omegle conversations

[General Nick]

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i win.

[Ad Bot]

[Netwars4]

*high five*

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi. Tell me your darkest secret, since we don't know eachother
You: hello
You: hello
Stranger: :D
You: I have part of a banana peel in my ass, does that count?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: s
Stranger: omg whyy?
You: Well it turns out that when you offer ass to a primate, it doesnt end with cum.
You: at least, not from the monkey.
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: what?
You: Oh I'm just kidding
Stranger: hahahahha
Stranger: thanks god
Stranger: x)
You: I actually just have an amazing special interest for pregnant women
Stranger: really??
You: but thats no secret
You: so I guess I don't have any secrets, see ya!
You have disconnected.

[General Nick]

BABY BUMPS EWWW

[Kerog]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: PROPANE
You: AND PROPANE ACCESORIES
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: WHO CARES!
You: IM HANK HILL
You: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Stranger: HAHA
You: DAMNIT BOBBY!
Stranger: ARE YOU HIGH
You: NO, IM LOOKING FOR THE HARDWARE DEPARTMENT
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS
You: YEAH IM LOOKING FOR SOME TAP AND DYE, AND SOME WD40
Stranger: GOOGLE MAPS IS YOUR FRIEND
You: LETS SAY I WANT A HAMMER. YOU KNOW WHAT A HAMMER IS? YES! I WANT A DAMNED HAMMER.
You: NOW WHERE THE HELL DO I GO?
Stranger: TO ANY HARDWARE SHOP YOU DUMBASS!
You: YOUR FIRED!
You have disconnected.

[Netwars4]

>:D

[Cheemo]

Code: [Select]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: do you want secks
Stranger: yes
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: where?
You: :)
Stranger: where ?
You: where do you want the love
Stranger: in webcam
You: i want a boyfriend :(
You: oh okay
You: msn?
You: or skype?
Stranger: msn
Stranger: okey ?
You: ok
You: my name on there is razumo1990
Stranger: whats your msn
You: ill get on
You: my computer sux so i have to get off internet
You: see you later :) <3
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[jirue]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are u male or female ?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

you stole my idea! >:O

[Kerog]

Code: [Select]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: do you want secks
Stranger: yes
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: where?
You: :)
Stranger: where ?
You: where do you want the love
Stranger: in webcam
You: i want a boyfriend :(
You: oh okay
You: msn?
You: or skype?
Stranger: msn
Stranger: okey ?
You: ok
You: my name on there is razumo1990
Stranger: whats your msn
You: ill get on
You: my computer sux so i have to get off internet
You: see you later :) <3
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Win

[XaMMaX211]

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Stranger: hi
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: oh um is it dangerous?
You: IT'S A POKEMON
Stranger: oh lol it's so cute
Stranger: we make out and have babies
Stranger: the end
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yeash

[A.R.C.]

yeash

That kinda backfired :o

[DarthVolga]

Stranger: whats the code word
You: See the problem is, you don't got the funk ya'll rigid like a breadstick
You: Know what I mean?
Stranger: is that ebonics?

[Korabar]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ohai
You: asl?
Stranger: I'll get ya a pic in one sec
You: k
You: Hello?
Stranger: Yeah got it here
Stranger: How do I send it? :L
You: donnu
Stranger:-boobysnip-
You: k

Sorry if I page stretch, my box is stretched for some reason.
She gave me a link to pictures of her naked.
YUCK!  I'm freakin thirteen!

[General Nick]

Protip: Use quote, not code tags.

Thats why it screen stretched page 3.

And gimme the pics :U
I'm loving 13 and I have balls.

[Korabar]

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Thats why it screen stretched page 3.

And gimme the pics :U
I'm loving 13 and I have balls.

It's not her completely naked though, I saw just one pic and left.

And I'm pretty sure I can't link to stuff like that, PM or not.

[DrMobius]

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You: Connecting to server...
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Stranger: hey
You: :O
Stranger: :OOOO
You: The crocodile hunter died D:
You: :D
Stranger: a year ago
You: kthxbai
Stranger: or smth like that?
Stranger: hello :P
You: hi :D
Stranger: yeah yeah yeah...blah blah blah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where you from?
You: Mars
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: and em.. hows the whole.. no oxegen working out ?
You: brb fbi
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: YEAH RI...
Stranger: some irish person thinks your insane now :D
Stranger: buh bye
You: back
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: sup friend
Stranger: bite me
Stranger: bye
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