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[Korabar]

This guy made me lol so hard.

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Stranger: my richard is 5 inches is that small?
You: no.
Stranger: really
You: really
Stranger: u m or f
You: f
Stranger: Can i show u pic of it and tell me what u think?
You: no.

I loving lol'd


Another helpess idiot on the internet.

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You: hi
Stranger: 404-334-6285
Stranger: call me please
You: k
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Someone call him/her.

A...lesbian?  Trading pics with me?
No worries, the pic is clean.

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You: hi
Stranger: im lesbian u?
You: yeah
Stranger: cool want to ttrade pics
You: sure.
Stranger: 2 secs
You: k
Stranger: now
Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/21c5amt.jpg
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[DrMobius]

404

[Korabar]

404

Let me guess, it was a joke number?

[Valen]

Talked to a ghost and learned so many things :D


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Stranger: boo!
You: Who was phone?
Stranger: im a ghost
You: Omg
You: A ghoats
You: GHOATS
You: AHHHH NOOOE
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: im a nice ghosts
You: yay C;
Stranger: not all ghosts r mean
You: Like capser
You: riiiiight?
Stranger: more like slimer
You: Oh
You: :c
Stranger: i just eat alot
You: Like a boomer
You: On l4D
You: o:
You: don't puke on my plox
Stranger: ill try not too
You: :D
You: So like wat do ghoats usually do
You: ?
Stranger: pretty much the same as u
You: :O
Stranger: but no one notices cause u know, were ghosts
You: Can you change your melecular structure at will >:D
Stranger: like right now, im just filing taxes n listening to music
Stranger: sometimes, it hurts though
You: Ah
You: Taxes can hurt your wallet :c
Stranger: i dont have a wallet jackass
Stranger: im a ghost
Stranger: no pants
You: Hawt damn
You: I sorry
Stranger: no im sorry
Stranger: im just tired of the sterotypes
You: Ah
You: Are you a black ghost
You: I heard that they listen to music
Stranger: forget no
Stranger: i cant stand them nighosts
You: Ah haha
You: Asian ghost?
You: Jew ghost
Stranger: white ghost
You: A white jew ghost?
Stranger: no, just white
You: So if you are a ghost
You: What religion are you O:
Stranger: none
Stranger: thats what made me a ghost in the 1st place
You: stuff
Stranger: i have nowhere to go
You: Ima be a ghost too D:
You: Is it bad?
Stranger: hell no, it kicks ass
You: :D
You: sweet
You: What is the best part o:
Stranger: well, alot of the girl ghosts like to make their boobs bigger when they die
You: Ah
Stranger: cause they dont know how badly it hurts to change their molecular structure
You: D:
You: Just take the pain
You: :D
You: !!!?!?
Stranger: so they make their boobs bigger n they just stay like that cause after they know how bad it hurts
Stranger: n dont wanna make them smaller again
You: Ah
You: So I could In theory
You: Of course
You: Make my hand
You: Into a sword?
You: Because that is my dream
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: u wouldnt be the 1st to do that though
You: Ah
You: Who was teh first?
You: the*
Stranger: i think it was thomas jefferson, but its still unclear who exactly was first'
You: mmk
You: Any one made a samus Aran arm cannon yet :D?
You: I would do that
You: Wait no
You: Megaman arm
You: way cooler
Stranger: forgetin stupid ass elvis, he made one of his arms a guitar...
You: ahaha
Stranger: but his music sucks now cause he can only play with 1 arm
You: Ah that is too bad
You: ;c
Stranger: dumb ass, shouldve thought that one all the way through
You: Yah xD
You: Who was phone?
Stranger: huh?
You: Who was the phone?
You: If I remember correctly Richard Nixon
You: But I'm not certain
Stranger: alexander bell
You: O;
You: Links or bullstuff
Stranger: u lost me
Stranger: so i shall go now
You: Ghosts are boring >:I
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[DrMobius]

nice
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[Kerog]

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ZOMBIE GOATSE'S GOAST'S LEAVE THIS PLACE
also nice edit. i posted before you

[Netwars4]

I'm so damn tribal.

Stranger: 18/m/us
Stranger: i'm chinese
You: CHING CHAO
You: CHING CHONG?!

[Valen]

ZOMBIE GOATSE'S GOAST'S LEAVE THIS PLACE
also nice edit. i posted before you

Indeed :D

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Stranger: hey
You: You don't always have to forget her hard infact sometimes that's not right to do
Stranger: well i like to forget hard
You: Give her kisses
You: and squeezez to
You: o
You: forget er soft once in a while
Stranger: you a girl?
You: Rock singers are only rocking you half the time the other time their breathing
You: IN
You: But not anymore Baby
You: hahahaha
You: Not with
You: Inward SINGING
You: CHECK IT OUT
Stranger: lol you a girl?
You: and I start some lyrics
You: and I cant believe Im singing
You: I'm like
You: a loving one man band
You: a loving ONE MAN BAND
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This is way better

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Stranger: SO HOW DID U GET HERE UNDER MY SKIN ? SWEAR THAT I'D NEVER LET YOU BACK IN (8)
You: Im a tick
You: RAWR
You: FEAR ME
You: AND MY ALMIGHTY BITING OF YOUR BALL SACK
Stranger: HAHHA

[DrMobius]

ZOMBIE GOATSE'S GOAST'S LEAVE THIS PLACE
also nice edit. i posted before you

Says I edited before you posted :D 23 seconds before

[Netwars4]

Stranger: i'm looking for a horny girl with webcam or pics
You: A WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED
You: WILD ABRA HAS BEEN RAPED.

[Valen]

You: I am a weasle
Stranger: hi
You: Snarfer snarf
You: Ffffff
You: Fff
You: F
You: Hisss
Stranger: u is f?
You: weasle's have no gender
You: :)
You: What do you think about that?
Stranger: no have opinion

[CHEESE]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup
Stranger: whats going on
You: Blockland.us
You: That's what's up.
Stranger: whats blockland
You: An online Sandbox building game.
Stranger: any good?
You: With cool guns, and yes.
You: And you can make your own guns, vehicles, and faces for your little mini-figure.
Stranger: are you here to advertise for the site?
You: No.
You: You said "sup".
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so you're multi tasking
Stranger: playing blockland
You: Pretty much.
Stranger: in another window
Stranger: so if its such a cool game
Stranger: why are you onomegle
You: Someone posted a link on the Blockland Forums for it.
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=81541.0
Stranger: i see
Stranger: okay
Stranger: its a MMO gmae right?
You: Not massive, but we have more than 15,000 players.
Stranger: how many users per game?
You: And it costs money.
Stranger: oh i thought it was free
You: It can range from 2 - 52 people a server.
Stranger: a lot of competition out there for pay to play
Stranger: what makes blockland better than other p2p
You: Just a one-time fee of $19.95 USD.
You: Others you have to keep subscribing.
Stranger: now you sound like you are advertising
Stranger: so is this like a first person shooter?
Stranger: or a strategy game
Stranger: real time strategy
You: Sort of both.
Stranger: hmm
You: You build with your friends,
You: Make new friends,
Stranger: like.. natural selection
You: Play deathmatches, and more.
Stranger: you ever heard of Natural Selection?
You: No, I haven't.
Stranger: thats a good FPS/RTS game
You: I should try it sometime.
Stranger: NS2 is coming out soon
Stranger: based on the CS source engine
You: Ah.
Stranger: basically you have a squad of real people
Stranger: 1 person play as commander
Stranger: can drop resources upgrade weapons
You: And others as infantry.
Stranger: he/she will tell you what to build and where to build
Stranger: commanders play a top-down view
Stranger: they have access to intel
Stranger: and the rest are grunts
Stranger: you do your job
You: Inteligence; you always need it in a game.
You: I have to go.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye

[Korabar]

Baby bump for a guy that was high!

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Stranger: Hey, kids. How you boys doin'?
You: hey creepfile, how you doin'?
Stranger: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are?
You: nope.
Stranger: We're associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace.
You: oh.
Stranger: You do remember your business partner, don't you? Now, let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
You: Darn, I better watch out.
You: yup.
Stranger: Good. Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
You: Pancakes and eggs.
Stranger: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
You: chicken hamburger.
Stranger: No, no, no. Where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box? Where?
You: McDonalds.
Stranger: Big Kahuna Burger! That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
You: Good.
Stranger: You mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
You: yup.
Stranger: This is a tasty burger! Vincent! You ever had a Big Kahuna burger? Want a bite? They're real tasty.
Stranger: Vincent: I an't hungry
Stranger: Well, if you like burgers, give 'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in France?
You: what?
Stranger: A Royale with Cheese. You know why they call it that?
You: why?
Stranger: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherforgeter. That's right. The metric system.
Stranger: [picks up drink]
Stranger: What's in this?
You: wow. What've you been smoking?
Stranger: Sprite. Good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Stranger: *sip*
Stranger: Aaaah!
Stranger: That hit the spot.
You: forget you! You drank my damn sprite!
Stranger: You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the stuff hid.
Stranger: You. Flock of Seagulls. You know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the stuff hid.
You: We got the stuff hid under My Nose.
Stranger: I don't remember askin' you a goddamned thing! You were sayin'?
Stranger: Man on couch: It's in the cupboard.
You: k
Stranger: N-No, the one by your kn-knees.
Stranger: [Vincent finds a briefcase]
Stranger: We happy?
Stranger: Vincent?
You: yeah. Except you still drank my damn sprite!
Stranger: We happy?
Stranger: Vincent: Yeah, we happy
Stranger: ...
You: Hey man, you still need to pay for my damn sprite.
Stranger: My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this stuff.
You: k
You: I was shooting your mom, then she screamed oooOOOooOOhhhh!
Stranger: *BLAM*
Stranger: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
You: nope
Stranger: I didn't mean to do that. Please. Continue. You were saying something about "best intentions." What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
You: a slut
Stranger: What country you from?
You: MArs
Stranger: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
You: yeah
Stranger: English, motherforgeter! Do you speak it!?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Stranger: yes
You: you're the stranger.
Stranger: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
You: A slut
Stranger: Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherforgeter! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
You: what
Stranger: Go on!
You: what what what, what what, whatwhatwhatwhat!
Stranger: Does he look like a bitch?
You: yes!
Stranger: *BLAM*
Stranger: Does he look... like a bitch?
You: what
Stranger: Then why you tryin' to forget him like a bitch?
You: what what.
Stranger: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to forget him.
Stranger: But Marsellus Wallace don't like to be forgeted by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
You: what what whatwhatwhat!
Stranger: You read the Bible, Brett?
You: what.
Stranger: Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17.
Stranger: "The path of the righteous man...
is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish...
and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who,
in the name of charity and goodwill,
shepherds the weak
through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly
his brother's keeper...
and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance...
and furious anger...
those who attempt to poison
and destroy My brothers!
AND YOU WILL KNOW
MY NAME IS THE LORD...
WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE
UPON THEE!"
Stranger: *BLAM*
You: romans what 19 what 16 says!
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[Stealth xD]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you a boy
Stranger: ?
You: ya
Stranger: im wet for you
You: o_o
Stranger: i want you tiny richard in my large vag
You: what does that mean
Stranger: i want your tiny richard
You: your strange
You: hello
Stranger: blow me
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[TheGamer]

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You: hello
Stranger: Good day.
Stranger: Would you like to hear a story?
You: sure
Stranger: In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea.
Stranger: And he told of us his life in the land of submarines.
You: i bet he dies at the end
Stranger: Man I just lost at hearts and in turn lost the game, but back to my story...
Stranger: So we sailed onto the sun
Stranger: Till we found the sea of green
Stranger: and we lived beneath the waves
Stranger: in our yellow submarine
Stranger: we all live in a yellow submarine
Stranger: yellow submarine yellow submarine
Stranger: we all live in a yellow submarine yellow submarine yellow submarine
Stranger: and our friends are all aboard
Stranger: many more of them live next door
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