Author Topic: lol omegle conversations  (Read 12886 times)

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: JILLLLL?
You: ...Where are my babies? have you see my babies? Please help me find my babies!
You: I am Jill
You: I have lost my baby
You: Babies
Stranger: yeah ive seen urbaby
You: Really :D ?
You: Oh good
Stranger: im tereesagreen btw
You: User name?
You: Mines Valenmere
You: Face punch user?
Stranger: yeah im gunna punch ur face in a second darling
You: Wat
You: No
You: What about
You: ?Where are my babies? have you see my babies? Please help me find my babies?
You: DO IT
You: NOW
Stranger: nerrrrr
You: Nigguh ?
You: Where are my babies? have you see my babies? Please help me find my babies!
Stranger: bladdd
Stranger: ive stolen ur babies
Stranger: and im a 24 yr old man
You: Baby forget is not awwwright >:U
Stranger: well i do it anyway
You: Damn
You: D:
You: That sucks for my babies
You: doesnt it?
Stranger: damn girfwend and yeah it does
Stranger: but u deserve it coz u took my babies
Stranger: and raped them
You: Im no baby steeler Im a male prostitute >:C
Stranger: jiggy jiggy
You: Them babies Paid me for it
Stranger: well ill pay u to forget my mom#
You: But tor your mom is a camel D:
You: I dont want to be in or around that :C
Stranger: well ur moms an elephant
You: No
You: She is a weasle >;I
Stranger: u forgeted her nostril the other day
You: Lol
You: Ouch
Stranger: :D
You: What about my needs?
You: What about my nostrils
Stranger: special need huh?
You: I have DOWNZzz@!!@1
Stranger: yeash i can tell since u forget ur own moms elephant nose
You: Noways
You: Okay
You: Well
You: This has been
You: Interesting
You: Goodbye . . .
You: Tor :c
You: I shall miss you and my babies
You: Till another day
Stranger: i shall miss ur moms nose
You: Toosh
Stranger: ithh verayy loveayy
You: Once last thing to say before I post this on my forum?
Stranger: good nght dorlinngg#

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: love?
You: k
You: asl?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: age love location
You: yeah, I'm asking you.
Stranger: 18 f russia
You: 19 m russia =D
Stranger: wow
Stranger: coool
Stranger: where r u?
You: under your bed. If not, check your pants.
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: iwanna love
Stranger: boyyyyyyyyy
You: check in your closet if i'm not in your pants, or under your bed.
Stranger: i wanna suck ur snake
Stranger: sir
Stranger: have some pics?
Stranger: u r not in my pants
You: k
Stranger: pics?
You: k
Stranger: i dont wear pants
You: 0.0
Stranger: show me your pics
You: k
Stranger: what k
Stranger: what k????
You: ok
Stranger: good
Stranger: tell me website
Stranger: adres
You: http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/fat_man.jpg <<This is me! lolololololololol
Stranger: nes?
Stranger: news?
Stranger: stuff!
You: It was a joke.
Stranger: what's it?
Stranger: real adres
Stranger: tel me
You: hold on.
Stranger: forget me
Stranger: please
You: ok
Stranger: hurry
You: ok
Stranger: hurry up
Stranger: u find loving picture in news?
You: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare Turn your speaker on for this.
Stranger: stuff ! loving thins
Stranger: u kidding me?
You: k
You: here's my real one
You: http://youfail.org/
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This lady is desperate.  Visit the one of me.  It's a pic of a fat russian I found on the internet.

^^ lol'd it wasn't a lady it was a 13 year old boy :c


You: Squeeze me
You: :3
Stranger: wanna get into a jacuzzi with me?
You: If you
You: Squeeze me
Stranger: i can squeeze you in the jacuzzi
You: No no
You: You must Squeeze me
You: Then the jacuzzi
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Stranger: good enough?
You: *climax*
You: Sorrty I have a special interest for the
You: Squeeze
Stranger: thats weird
Stranger: asl?

Valen, we have a Valen wannabe.
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You: hi
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: how be u be on this fine morning\
You: YOU FIND A WILD ABRA!
You: YOU RAPE WILD ABRA!
Stranger: POKEMON
You: WILD ABRA DIES OF SUFFOCATION!
Stranger: umm
Stranger: alrighty then
You: yup
Stranger: u are strange u be
You: =D
Stranger: abra is bad
Stranger: u ate my babies
You: Yeah, I did.
You: Is this Valen from blockland?
Stranger: whos been touchin all these monkeys?!?
Stranger: they ha e
Stranger: they gh
You: I swear you're from blockland. this is Annoying Orangeetfan if you are.
Stranger: where the merf is blockland?
You: Smerfs!
Stranger: oh, i mean, why yesm yes it is
You: Sure it is...
Stranger: it is, really
You: Valen, what's your avatar? I have your profile up now.
You: is it a .gif or .png?
Stranger: it is png...
You: false. It's a .gif animated avatar. You liar!
Stranger: I AS JUST TEASING YOU
Stranger: WAS
Stranger: i kow my own avatar man
You: What's your gender and age according to your profile?
Stranger: girl age: 50
You: your a male, now what's your age
Stranger: 34
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 14
Stranger: 15
You: you lose.
Stranger: aw
Stranger: i was just kidding again
You: What's your avatar about It's about 2 girls *hint*
Stranger: it is about something very innapropriate...
Stranger: if im wrong, just kidding again =p
You: Not really...
Stranger: well then what snarty pants?
You: You're not valen, period.
Stranger: smarty*
Stranger: pfft
You: It's about a girl hugging another girl, hur hur.
Stranger: ph, well i was close
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: and where i this blockplace
You: http://blockland.us << Where you download it.
You: http://forum.blockland.us <<Forums
Stranger: uh... did u make some imaginary world up or something
You: Nope, it's like legos online.
You: Meet friends, build stuff, shoot people in death matches, capture the flag, and even cops and robbers.
Stranger: wow ur cool
Stranger: lol
You: k
Stranger: ok we are going to leave
You: k
Stranger: byebyee
You: bye
You: wannabe of Valen, bye
Stranger: no, now goodentag
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lol.


Valen, we have a Valen wannabe.
lol.

Haha that was funny ;D

Someone doesn't like me :c

Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: I came from the womb of my mother ship her name is Blockland :3
Stranger: Brother!!!!!
You: O:
You: Duuuude
You: Valen is here :D
You: To save the day
Stranger: What? 1 I'm a girl, and 2, who the forget is VALEN?!?!?!?!
You: That is me :c
You: Don't say forget before my name unless it's loveual
;c
You: :(
Stranger: ... forget you, VALEN!


Lost in translation

You: I came from the womb of my mother ship her name is Blockland :3
Stranger: i come from beijing
You: Ah did you see the recent Olympics?
You: That would be awesome
Stranger: you mean great or bad?
You: Great :D
Stranger: haha thank you
You: yay

I meet a chan cigarette

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I came from the womb of my mother ship her name is Blockland :3
Stranger: I love BLACKLAND
You: o:
You: Blockland*
Stranger: yea blackland
You: Blockland
Stranger: blackland?
You: No
You: Blockland
You: BLOCK
You: LAND
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: BLACK
Stranger: LAND
Stranger: blackland
You: NO NO no
You: BLockland
You: :D
Stranger: BLACKLAND :D
You: blockland.us
You: Go there
You: And play the game
You: BLOCKLAND
Stranger: I don't play games
You: why not :C
You: I am sorry for your lots
You: lost*
You: :c
Stranger: games are for mondays
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: Nigguhs are all about the shooting and dah hip hop
You: s
You: U see
You: Games are for Whites
You: loving dumbass
Stranger: games are for mondays
You: Re-tard
Stranger: because they can't afford anything
You: :c
Stranger: so they play games like mondays
You: Games are expensive
You: what are you on man?
Stranger: aids
You: Ouch
Stranger: lots of aids
You: :c
Stranger: yea you want some?
You: You rape babies get away you monster :c
Stranger: I'm not a monday
Stranger: I don't rape anything
Stranger: except your face
You: My good sir, you most defently are a monday.
You: :I
Stranger: who said i'm a "he"
You: She monday
You: then
You: >:U
You: I came from the womb of my mother ship her name is Blockland :3
Stranger: I prefer he/she monday friend
You: Its a trap
You: Oh noes
Stranger: its a tarp
You: No
You: Trap
Stranger: yes
Stranger: tarp
You: NO
Stranger: blue tarp
You: NO
You: That is a pokemon
Stranger: covered in aids
You: U suck
Stranger: mudkipz?
You: U have no good attacks
You: YES
You: MUdkipz
Stranger: do u leik mudkipz?
You: But you arth not a mudkipz
You: I do
Stranger: wanna know how I know yer gay?
You: Im not ghay :c
You: I like boobie
You: s
Stranger: yes you like mudkipz
You: Oh that
You: Just a fun thing
Stranger: to "do" in your spare time?
You: Sure why not
You: Just a fun thing
You: you know?
Stranger: I just the whole fleshlight
Stranger: can you halp?
You: Lol cigarette
You: Flesh light Pffft
You: Watever
Stranger: and then I put some lotion on my other hand
You: I dont like this because I'm 5 and dont know what this is
Stranger: I'm 12 and what is this?
You: This is
Stranger: obvious troll is obvious
Stranger: we can't troll each other it isn't working
You: :c
You: lol
You: 7chan is waaay better than 4chan
Stranger: monday TAKE THAT BACK
Stranger: DON'T INSULT THE MOTHER CHAN
You: I thought that was 2
You: ?
Stranger: 4 chan is the begining of everything
You: And the end
Stranger: you cigarettes sprouted off
You: of the Dinsores :D
Stranger: spelling you has none
You: I am dissapoint also :c
You: I don't have spell check here
Stranger: you fail
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 04:34:34 PM by Valen »


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Stranger: from?
You: FROM HELL
You: BOO YEAH MOTHER forgetER
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello son. We have chosen you to say our speech as in why the world will actually explode in 2014.
Stranger: ok well
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SHUT THE FCK UP
You: PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBOLT
Stranger: ITS MY TURN TO TLK
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT
Stranger: u know what
Stranger: shut ur forgetin mouth\
You: Wat.
You: Not nice.
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: idk what came over me
You: :D
You: APology accepted.
You: NOT

Just keep connecting to random people saying "Hi bruce" Until someone asks how you know their name


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Stranger: jellybeans
You: hai stranger
You: Im -4 years old :D
Stranger: :)
Stranger: no way
Stranger: how's that going for ya?
You: yeah way.
You: er
You: being a fetus is fun?
You: Yeah. :D
You: FETUS loving POWER
You: Typing with my fetus hands
You: kbye
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: What if i told you that everything you ever knew was a lie?
Stranger: meh
You: :D
Stranger: lol

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: f/m
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: u
You: u
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: u korean?
You: u korean?
Stranger: 아미친세끼
You: 아미친세끼
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋ
You: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: ㅋㅋ
You: ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 한국세낀줄알앗다
You: 한국세낀줄알앗다
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋ
You: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: ㅁㅊ 엄마보지나빨고놀아
You: ㅁㅊ 엄마보지나빨고놀아
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Lol!!!
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Stranger: m or f
You: ?
Stranger: male or female
You: male...
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You: hey
Stranger: whore
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O.o

Stranger: are you horny lovey girl with msn
You: yes
You: asl??
Stranger: u like rooster
You: sure
Stranger: 20 m london
You: o cool 18 f usa
Stranger: u have msn
You: oh hold 1 sec my snake is itchy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have long pennis
You: cool
Stranger: ok
You: how long
Stranger: 21cm
Stranger: ok
You: wow
Stranger: u have msn
You: no sorry
You: but im a horny bitch