lol omegle conversations

[Valen]

Stranger: are you horny lovey girl with msn
You: yes
You: asl??
Stranger: u like rooster
You: sure
Stranger: 20 m london
You: o cool 18 f usa
Stranger: u have msn
You: oh hold 1 sec my snake is itchy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have long pennis
You: cool
Stranger: ok
You: how long
Stranger: 21cm
Stranger: ok
You: wow
Stranger: u have msn
You: no sorry
You: but im a horny bitch

He just wanted a little trap in his life xD

[Ad Bot]

[Lil Robot]

You: hey
Stranger: whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

O.o

That was YOU?

[Swholli]

I had the strangest conversation.

You: are you horny lovey girl with msn
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl??
You: u like rooster
Stranger: sure
You: 20 m london
Stranger: o cool 18 f usa
You: u have msn
Stranger: oh hold 1 sec my snake is itchy
You: ok
You: i have long pennis
Stranger: cool
You: ok
Stranger: how long
You: 21cm
You: ok
Stranger: wow
You: u have msn
Stranger: no sorry
Stranger: but im a horny bitch

She was so weird.

[Tonce]

I had the strangest conversation.

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She was so weird.

Yeah I agree. She does seem weird.

[Ryuu]

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Lol.

[TheLegomaster]

That was YOU?

O.o

Also:

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: f
Stranger: u cute
You: NO IM UGLY D':
You have disconnected.

You: I'M SAD D':
You: I'M SAD D':
Stranger: HE COMING TO GET ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
You: D':
You: I"LL SAVE YOU
Stranger: HE HAS HIS KNIFE
You: TREE POWERS ACTIVATE
Stranger: HOLY stuffTTTT!
You: *GRABS SHOTGUN AND KILLS GUY*
You: >:D
You: HE DEAD
You: YOU ALIVE?
You: Uh
You: Killer, you there?
You: HELLO
You: MISTER KILLER
You: ANSWER ME PLEASE
Stranger: IDHGUFGHJKFGHJDFKGHDFJKG
Stranger: HES KILLING ME
You: MISTER KILLER?
You: KICK HIM
Stranger: I DID
You: IN THE CROTCH
Stranger: I HAVE A BBALL BAT
Stranger: JKSDFHGJGHFGJHDFGJFDGDF
Stranger: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
You: POKE HIS EYES OUT
You: I CAN"T HELP YOU
Stranger: I HAVE HIS KNIFE MWAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: I"M MILES AWAY FROM YOU
You: :D
You: Kill him now
You: Stab him in the head
You: That'll teach him.
You: Bye now :D
You: Have fun killing him
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO!
You: ?
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME
You: Why are you typing here while you can kill him with that knife?
You: Or the baseballbat?
Stranger: HES DEAD
You: :D
You: Call the cops now
You: I'll stay here.
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: <333333333333 iloveyou
Stranger: ahahahah
You: :)
Stranger: <33333333333333333333333333
Stranger: OH MY WHY ARE YOU SADDDDDDDD
You: I'm not sad anymore :D
You: :D :D :D
Stranger: DID I MAKE U HAPPY?
You: Yep :D
You: What does the guy look like?
Stranger: BLACK HAIR RED EYES
Stranger: SATAN
You: SATAN :O
You: Are the cops here yet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AGlass0fMilk]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: where ya from?
You: Nah Im good
You: So
You: How's your sister
Stranger: shes fine thanks
Stranger: hoes your mother?
You: Good good...
Stranger: heard she didnt like the threatment
You: My mother is not a Hoe
You: :(
Stranger: last saturday
You: I don't remember
Stranger: she does
You: We were out last saturday
You: >.>
Stranger: yeah?
You: Your plans have been foiled
Stranger: i meant your real mother
Stranger: not that hoe
You: Oh
Stranger: son ur adopted
Stranger: 4sho
You: I didn't know you had a garden tool special interest
You: >.>
Stranger: look at ur self
You: It's time I go
You: See you later
Stranger: ur not black

I lol'd

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i have an erection do you have one to ;)
You: uhhh
You: No
You: >.>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lol'd again.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Are you the same one that called my mother a hoe
You: D;
Lol'd a third time.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HI There is a China boy....and you
You: Man you people take a long time to type
You: I love clocks
You: They are lovey
You: Do you like clocks?
You: I love their big strong arms
Stranger: clocks?
You: No sheep
You: Yes clocks
Stranger: a little
You: They are sooo good at telling time :D
You: Duh duh duh
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: They should put elevator music in this chatroom thing
You: Trees are delicious too
You: I love plants
You: Crayons taste good
Stranger: Cool....
Stranger: Crazy man right?
Stranger: I like sports
You: Calling me crazy?
You: They say I'm crazy but I'm not crazy you're all crazy I'm the only one who's not crazy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
You: YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
You: YOU LOSE
You: GOOD DAY SIR


[AGlass0fMilk]

I found a way to make everyone disconnect from you.

Speak Hebrew, they'll go:

Code: [Select]

You: אתה אוהב לדבר עברית
Stranger: ?
disconnect
Lol

[Tophius]

Oh sweet Jesus. Skip to the bottom-ish part.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i am using a prison computer
You: u in jail?
You: or a cop?
You: hello??
Stranger: im in jail
Stranger: sorrry, i have to tell people its pirson prosedure
You: its ok lol.
Stranger: i am in san quentin
You: i am in london
Stranger: oh i have been to london
You: do u like it?
Stranger: yeah its better than where i am now
Stranger: do you know north london at all?
You: I dont go there much
You: but ya
Stranger: my name is Joe
You: Christine
Stranger: hello Christine
You: hello
Stranger: that's my daughters name
You: ah. :)
Stranger: im sorry it must be a it strange to talk to me, i haven't really seen people in many years
You: its ok lol =)
You: its not very strange
Stranger: i have been here for about 9 years so my social skills arent what they used to be unfortunately
You: thats so sad. :(
You: when will you get out?
Stranger: well, i probably deserve it
Stranger: i'm up for parole in 4 years
Stranger: but my sentence is 24 to life
You: if u dont mind me asking, what did u do?
Stranger: ah i thought it would come up but dont worry
Stranger: i held up a conveince store in 1999 and i shot two people
Stranger: one died but the other one was a cop so i ended up getting a long sentence
You: YOU BASTARD MY FATHER DIED IN A CONVIENIANCE STORE
You have disconnected.

Yeah, I spoke like that to make sure he'd fall for it.  
I'm a bit skeptical, too.

[Khorde]

You: working is for chumps
Stranger: I love you
You: good
Stranger: hello
You: thanks
You: I NEEDED THAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where u from
You: roblox
You: u?
You: U?
Stranger: USA/NJ
You: k cool
You: want to play jenga
Stranger: ASL?
Stranger: yeah
You: whats an asl
You: im a girl who just got internets
Stranger: age love location
You: 8 yes roblox
Stranger: myspace?
You: no i have a roblox acount though
You: and a photobucket
Stranger: cool
Stranger: whats the roblox
You: roblox is a game with cakes
You: i have to pee bye
Stranger: no the account


and then


You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: want to be bets frends
You: ferever
Stranger: 25 m spain
Stranger: you?
Stranger: looooooool
Stranger: ok..
You: 8 yes roblox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats the code for galaga
You: helo
You: u there
You: whats an asl
Stranger: 12233445
You: no i tryed that
Stranger: ass sucking loser.
Stranger: thats what asl means.
You: ok
You: thx ur nice i didnt know
You: nobody would telled me
Stranger: Did someone say that to you?

You: no
You: they say asl? and say some random stuff
You: this guy telled me 28 m spain
You: and i said
You: 8 yes roblox
Stranger: When that happens, you tell them about your raging hard boner. That will usually clear your problem.
You: but im an girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Valen]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats the code for galaga
You: helo
You: u there
You: whats an asl
Stranger: 12233445
You: no i tryed that
Stranger: ass sucking loser.
Stranger: thats what asl means.
You: ok
You: thx ur nice i didnt know
You: nobody would telled me
Stranger: Did someone say that to you?

You: no
You: they say asl? and say some random stuff
You: this guy telled me 28 m spain
You: and i said
You: 8 yes roblox
Stranger: When that happens, you tell them about your raging hard boner. That will usually clear your problem.
You: but im an girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha

[Khorde]

You: mario and luigi super star saga

You: fun game
Stranger: I played them.
You: what you wana do
You: this site is boring
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i don' know
You: lets play jenga
Stranger: what is this game?
You: it involves wood blocks
You: and loud noises
Stranger: okay how we play it
You: ok so we stack the blocks 3 by 3
You: alternating each layer
You: and pull um out
You: one at a time
Stranger: okay.
You: if the tower falls
Stranger: oh cool
You: that person looses
You: k go
Stranger: lets play
Stranger: i pulled one
Stranger: okay u
Stranger: lol
You: you go first im scared
Stranger: I just pulled one
You: ok
You: damn it i gota jenga already
Stranger: ohh man!
You: forget
You: ASS
You: PIIIISSSSSSSSSS
You: aw bob saget
Stranger: lol
Stranger: random
Stranger: lets start again
You: no i want to play super mario sunshine
You: now


and

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: want to dress me up
Stranger: as what?
You: a princess
You: for the TEA PARTY
You: WOOOOOOO
Stranger: thats hott
You: i gotta go take a stuff bye

[AGlass0fMilk]

I pretended to be Hebrew in this

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: מה את לובשת זונה מלוכלכת
Stranger: hey
You: מה את לובשת זונה מלוכלכת?
Stranger: are you jews ?
You: ?מה את לובשת זונה מלוכלכת
You: hore
You: shalom
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: shalom
You: deur madre ist nicht lustig
You: מה את לובשת זונה מלוכלכת
Stranger: this is german ?
You: My english not very well
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
Stranger: do you live in israel ? usa ?
You: I come to america
You: to find new land
You: to call home
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i live in İstanbul
You: Do you speak the Hebrew?
Stranger: not Hebrew or Yidish
Stranger: I can speak Türkish and little English
You: What is ASL stand for
Stranger: Male
Stranger: you ?
You: m
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age
You: 32
Stranger: all right
You: right?
Stranger: okay
You: Oh
You: What job do you own
Stranger: İ am an accountant
Stranger: you ?
You: I am agricultural
You: I will see you some other time
You: shalom

[Korabar]

Khorde, when they say asl,
They mean something like this:
stranger: ASL?
You: 19 Female(Or f)USA

[AGlass0fMilk]

ASL means age, love, location. Omegle people don't want you to get raped so they say it's boring.

I usually say 12/f/so cal

lol