Author Topic: lol omegle conversations  (Read 12877 times)

Khorde, when they say asl,
They mean something like this:
stranger: ASL?
You: 19 Female(Or f)USA

Dude, I know.

I just love loving with lifeless morons :D

Lol, having the name stranger gave me an idea:
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Stranger: m/f
You: Welcome
You: Whadaya buyin'?
You: Whadaya sellin'?
Stranger: well
Stranger: i grow my own weed and i buy LSD.
Stranger: i some times sell pills.
You: Ah! I'll buy it at a high price!
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: forgetin feds
You: Come back anytime stranger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

I lol'd at myself.

Lool.
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Stranger: hey
You: Im 10.
Stranger: cool im 7.
You: Disconnenct if you mind.
Stranger: im perfectly content.
Stranger: not to disconnect :)
You: Well,im a 10 year old.
You: Im on a misson.
Stranger: and im seven..
Stranger: to save the world?
Stranger: from mass destruction
Stranger: we can be a team !
You: To go on this website and have random conversoins.
Stranger: *converstations :)
You: With complete strangers.
Stranger: lol this stie is a pretty good one to do that one..
You: Its a forum game.
You: From a website.
Stranger: yepp you picked the right one.
You: The blockland forums.
You: Blockland is a game where you make stuff outta legos.
You: Its cool.
Stranger: cool i love legos !
Stranger: and puzzels
You: Me too.
Stranger: and pokemon cards.
You: Hell yes.
You: On-
You: WILD ABRA APPERD.
Stranger: my mother told me not to say hell" its a bad word.. xD
Stranger: GO PIKACHU!
You: WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Stranger: my pikachu is going to kill you.
You: BAG. RUN. FIGHT. Pkmn.
Stranger: you teach me and ill teach you.
Stranger: pokemon.
Stranger: catch am all.
Stranger: i swear its truee.
You: What pokemon will you use?
Stranger: Charizard.
Stranger: only thee best.
You: Jigglypuff. Pikachu. charizard.
Stranger: squirtel.
You: What pokemon?
You: Will you use.
You: Choose one.
Stranger: IM USING MY loving CHARIZARD!Q
You: Then use FIGHT.
You: K.
Stranger: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Stranger: to the kill.
You: YOUR MOVES ARE:
You: FIREBLAST>
You: TACKLE.
You: OR
You: POWERNUKE.
Stranger: i chose to walk away.
Stranger: run :D
You: WILD ABRA USED TELEPORT.
You: FUUU-
Stranger: who is abra?
You: WILD ABRA GOT AWAY.
Stranger: dont even remember him?
You: Ah well.
You: Hes from the first seris of pokemon.
Stranger: ohhh
You: Have you ever played a pokemon game?
Stranger: lol ive seen the show xD
Stranger: i used to collect the cards.
Stranger: never really actually played.
Stranger: when i was 8 :)
Stranger: too dumb to figure it out
You: You should keep collecting.
You: They sell them at high prices.
Stranger: really? i still have some xD
Stranger: somewhere..
You: A rare mew sold at 1000 pounds at aucoin.
Stranger: mew too xD
Stranger: haha i remember him.
You: Mews the best pokemon ever.
Stranger: are you british?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: sweet xD
You: Holy crap.
Stranger: what happened?
Stranger: lol
You: Stuff,
You: my cat just scrached me.
Stranger: owww.
Stranger: maybe you deserved it.?
You: I have too go. nice talking too you.
Stranger: where you stepping on her tail ? xD
Stranger: youu too. byee

Just about pee'd myself at this add near the side of the website.


 :cookieMonster:
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You: SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
You: IVE GOT BALLS OF STEAL.
You: BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
You: WILD ABRA APPERS.
You: GO,PIKACHU!
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ask 3 questions
You: ok
You: do ya like waffles?
Stranger: nope i dont like breakfast
You: do ya like pancakes?
Stranger: slightly more then waffles
You: do ya like french toast?
Stranger: no

:(

Stranger: ask 3 questions
You: ok
You: do ya like waffles?
Stranger: nope i dont like breakfast
You: do ya like pancakes?
Stranger: slightly more then waffles
You: do ya like french toast?
Stranger: no

:(
Do doo do do can't wait to get the WAFFLES!

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You: WILD STRANGER APPERD>
You: GO,YOU.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: I LUV TURTLEZ

You: YOU USED TYPE STUFF.
Stranger: WEWT.
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTAVE.
Stranger: OOO

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: :O
You: :o
You: :l
You: :)
You: :D
You: :D?
You: :l
You: ..
You: Hai?
You: :o
You: :O
You: :C
You: D:
You: D:
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You: BLOCKLAND!
You have disconnected.


EDIT: Another one:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Blockland!
You: Blockland!
You: Blockland!Blockland!
You: Blockland!
You: Blockland!
You: :O
You: D:
You: :l
You: :o
Stranger: Cubeland!
You: HUGGUMGS
Stranger: Cubeland! Cubeland!
You: Nou
Stranger: Cubeland!
You: Nou
You: ..
You: Blockland!
You have disconnected.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2009, 05:41:02 PM by Swiss »

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: imma ninja
You: CHARZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: CHARZARD, USE RAPE!
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: what are your comments on your lose?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: D:
Stranger: I GOT RAPED
You: Are you from blockland?
Stranger: no D:
You: HAHA HORF! You got raped.
You: tell me about you, ninja man.
You: forget you, you bore me.
You: hello? Oh, he must be hiding in the shadows, scared of getting raped again
You: CHARZARD, USE TRACKING!
You: CHARZARD, RAPE HIM AGAIN!
You: IT'S MEGA EFFECTIVE!
You: you loving bore the stuff out of me. bye.
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
MWUHAHAHA!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: HEIL Riddler
You: CHARZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: CHARZARD, USE RAPE!
You: IT'S SUPPER EFFECTIVE!
Stranger: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: CHARZARD, RAPE PICKACHU!
Stranger: PIKACHU SUCK CHARZARD
Stranger: PIKACHU BITE HIS snake!!!!!!!
You: OOF
You: BLOCKHEAD, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: BLOCKHEAD, BUILD A TRAP!
You: forget YEAH, YOU GOT OWNED!
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
I love doing this.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2009, 06:01:56 PM by trumpetfan »


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You: moo
Stranger: moo
You: moomoo
Stranger: moomoo
You: lol
You: woof
Stranger: woof
Stranger: I think I'm in the zoo
You: osht
You: are you from BL?
Stranger: what is BL?
You: nvm
You: i'm in jail
You: i have to tell you that
You: just so you know
Stranger: okay
You: wanna know what i did
Stranger: nope.
You: aw
Stranger: 1 2 3 4 5 6
You: i looked at a 3 year old girl
You: and got arrested
Stranger: you looked at 3 girls and you got arrested?
Stranger: poor you
You: 3 year old girl
You: age 3
You: i am serving a full life sentence
You: yahoo!
Stranger: who cares what you did
Stranger: i dont care
You: i care
Stranger: so?
You: i love you
You: i am 1,449,547,580 years old
Stranger: so?
Stranger: where are you gonna die?
Stranger: *when
You: my sister is a girl, isnt that a fun fact
Stranger: so?
You: i die when ever i feel like it
Stranger: I didnt ask you
You: i asked you
You: what is 4+8
Stranger: 11
You: you didnt answer
You: wtf
Stranger: I'm clever..
Stranger: I know
You: pencils
You: they taste good
Stranger: okay..
You: pens always want to taste good too
You: but they dont
Stranger: gotta go buddy
You: but
You: i was just starting to know you
You: you just leaving cause im weird
Stranger: see you when i see you..
You: asdf
Stranger: yes youre weird
You: ghjk
Stranger: no doubt about that
You: i love children
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha.

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Your ad could be here, right now.
 
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi,boy or girl?
You: Both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lool. :cookieMonster:

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: CHARZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: CHARZARD, USE RAPE!
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
Stranger:
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You: you Regulith from blockland?
Stranger: You, sir, are and idiot :(
You: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
I could've sworn this was Regulith.

You: lol
Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: why are you laughing?????
You: your a snake
Stranger: i know~
You: peeenis
Stranger: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHhhh hhhhhhhhhhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected



lol


Stranger: Brazilian?
You: nosa
You: me ang otan
You: Jk lol
You: im american
Stranger: :/
You: %25 russan
Stranger:
do not understand anything .-.
You: angy hobos
You: bye

luls


You: lol
Stranger: uhh yeahh
You: horse
Stranger: thankks
You: nay!
Stranger: funnyyy
You: I SAY NAY
Stranger: COOOOL

nay



You: nay
Stranger: not
You: .
You: =3
Stranger: ( . ) ( . )
Stranger: tee hee boobs
You: bobez!
Stranger: woo!
You: yah
You: ( ) ( )
You: star fish

star fish


Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up babe
You: Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger
You: lol Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur funny
You: ima guy Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger Stranger danger
Stranger: so im a girl how old r u
You: 12
You: eww
You: kfkfkfgmr
Stranger: im lovey lol u wanna c

stangers are danger
« Last Edit: August 30, 2009, 09:43:54 PM by vv45689 »