1. john 2984 up, 1731 down love it hate it
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
3. John 871 up, 159 down love it hate it
v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: forget you!
4. John 1514 up, 1371 down love it hate it
A man with a very large snake, usually above 6 inches.
"Have you seen Waynes john?
7. John 133 up, 160 down love it hate it
one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.
laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
8. JoHN 9 thumbs down love it hate it
John
A fat tub of lard that eats every thing in his way. he is the size of the planet
earth. no one likes him hes dirty minded and fat HUGE all i have to say
OMG hes such a John keep him away=
I dono... I like 8 the best.
~WhatevaGuy
