Author Topic: JesusFish  (Read 5446 times)


If Jesus is so smart then why is he dead?

He died to wash away our sins.

But how can an inanimate object be smart?

locking this topic, i dont feel like being a whore anymore
Hi Jesusfreak.

But how can an inanimate object be smart?
HAHAHA LET'S NOT START ANYTHING NOW.

He died to wash away our sins.

He didn't do a good job. Now, please let me resume my procrastination.

He didn't do a good job. Now, please let me resume my procrastination.

No one's stopping you.

On the topic of Jesus' death, I think the best brown townogy is the washing one, we mortals don't just bath once and then never deal with it again, we need to be cleaned regularly. If it satisfies us we will do so ourselves, but if it becomes absolutely necessary, someone else just might soak you with a gardening hose if need be, hence the second and so forth comings.

why did the all wise and perfect god "change his mind" one day about what he likes to have done;
and tell the people to stop one pagan silly ritual of killing livestock and sacrificing crops, to instead another silly pagan ritual of doing it to his son?

awful lot of useless tradition and symbolism for an all powerful creator of the universe lol

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why did the all wise and perfect god "change his mind" one day about what he likes to have done;
and tell the people to stop one pagan silly ritual of killing livestock and sacrificing crops, to instead another silly pagan ritual of doing it to his son?

awful lot of useless tradition and symbolism for an all powerful creator of the universe lol
1. It wasn't pagan
2. He didn't change his mind, he gave us a new way to cleanse our sins (a replacement of sacrificing animals)