I crashed.

[.Overlad]

Oh boo hoo you skinned your knee.
2 weeks ago I was doing my morning run with my dog,I was three miles away from my house when I fell and Gashed my knee open.The gash was about a 3 inches  long,I also took a chunk of muscle out of my leg as well,not to mention really bad roadburn.If i didn't have my cell phone to call my bro to pick me up in his car i probably would have bled to death.
Makes your skinned knee look like a small scratch now,doesn't it?


Note that I fell on the side of my road (AKA,ditch of jacked rocks)And the ditch is 4 feet deep.

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[Kalphiter]

I swear, I got made fun of for wearing a helmet.

[Caution]

It was a bit more than skinned, thanks.

But I have to agree yours is quite worse.

I swear, I got made fun of for wearing a helmet.

Psh, helmets are for pussies.

[Kalphiter]

Psh, helmets are for pussies.

Don't come crying to me when you fall badly.

[Caution]

I don't think a helmet will protect my knee.

I don't even own a helmet. Which I find weird.

[Robo Noob]

I rode into a mailbox fullspeed (19ish miles per hour) when I was looking at a dog who was barking at me :3

I did like a frontflippish thing and my hand landed behind my back and got scraped on the knuckles and back of my fingers, my hands were already scarred the forget up from glass and dog bites but now theres just all kinds of scars :D

[n0cturni]

Psh, Police who wear kevlar jackets are pussies.

[Caution]

I rode into a mailbox fullspeed (19ish miles per hour) when I was looking at a dog who was barking at me :3

I did like a frontflippish thing and my hand landed behind my back and got scraped on the knuckles and back of my fingers, my hands were already scarred the forget up from glass and dog bites but now theres just all kinds of scars :D

That would suck large amounts of ass.

[Travis [bob36455]]

You are a MEGA ULTRA pusillanimous individual

[Caution]

Back the forget off. I hate when starfishs assume people are just giant pussies because they figure they would've taken it better.

[BobSevenSevens]

My dad crashed his motorcyle yesterday.

It took a chunk out of his elbow and road rashed his leg :P

My mom says his elbow needs at least 3 stitches, but hes not gonna go to the hospital.

[Caution]

I would hate to have something like that happen.

I got six stitches in my head once. It. Sucked. ASS.

[Regulith]

Why is it that people are made fun of for being safe?

"Haha you're not at risk of smashing your head and dying, you pusillanimous individual"

Seriously, people with that attitude need to crash and be within an inch of their life.

[Caution]

I was totally kidding. :P

[Regulith]

I don't know how you managed to relate that to what you said, but it wasn't aimed towards you at all.