Author Topic: Stupid cheap toilet paper (Read 2189 times)

Hellriot · September 01, 2009, 10:28:03 PM

Well, I'm going to make this short and to the point.

I just dropped a dues a few minutes ago, and as I started wiping, I felt my finger nail scrape the crack. I paused for a second, and slowly brought my hand up, and looked at my finger. It had a brown mark on it. The toilet paper had ripped. I somewhat cried.....

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Valen · September 01, 2009, 10:29:38 PM

It's a fact of life it happens to all of us. Why not embrace this fact and go buy some good toilet paper; give yourself the treat of a nice pampered starfish with "fluffy angel wings deluxe" designer paper.

lolzorz mcgee · September 01, 2009, 10:29:53 PM

Don't use storebrand.

DracoSoul · September 01, 2009, 10:30:59 PM

Try not to shove your finger through the toilet paper. loving spoiled brat.

Fjeld · September 01, 2009, 10:31:52 PM

Oh no the terror!

Go wash your hand whiny brat.

Valen · September 01, 2009, 10:32:30 PM

Quote from: DracoSoul on September 01, 2009, 10:30:59 PM

Try not to shove your finger through the toilet paper. loving spoiled brat.

Because having good toilet paper makes you spoiled? That seems odd

Quote from: Fjeld on September 01, 2009, 10:31:52 PM

Oh no the terror!

Go wash your hand whiny brat.

Same to you, obvious bandwagon hopper.

DracoSoul · September 01, 2009, 10:33:52 PM

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Because having good toilet paper makes you spoiled? That seems odd

The fact he whined to an Internet forum about it makes him spoiled.

Fjeld · September 01, 2009, 10:34:25 PM

Because having the same opinion as others is band wagoning

We don't need to know that you scratched crap onto your finger you can just wash your hands and move on.