Stupid cheap toilet paper

[DarthVolga]

It was a useless topic that only served the purpose of giving the OP the attention he so dearly craves. His stuff covered finger just doesn't cut it, so now he needs an internet forum's sympathy.

Hey buddy, that is why an Off Topic section exists. Don't be a killjoy, come on 

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[Otis Da HousKat]

I just took a huge dump and now my star fish is burning.

[Godik7]

It was a useless topic that only served the purpose of giving the OP the attention he so dearly craves. His stuff covered finger just doesn't cut it, so now he needs an internet forum's sympathy.

Well even if the OP is craving attention I don't think your getting the point that this is to discuss cheap toilet paper,

other people haz stowys to! 

[SuperToxic]

I just took a huge dump and now my star fish is burning.

I read burning as bleeding and now I can't get "My star fish is Bleeding!" from Rejected out of my head.
Thanks alot
D:

[Rughugger]

It's a risk you take when you want to make sure that your bung is extra clean. I mean if you don't wipe good enough, it'll be all over your underwear, so better on your finger than a permanent stain in your drawers.

[Bones4]

I wear mine backwards occasionally to even it out.

[TapeDeck]

being an starfish

lol'd@ relevance

[Godik7]

lol'd@ relevance

After reviewing my posts I'd say thats so true. :D
Terrible sorry, I rage too much. :)