5 word story (game)

[Dodger]

Ok here is how the game works. I will start a story out with 5 words and you must add 5 words to what the current story is like Example: Guy 1:A monkey climbed a tree Guy 2: and another monkey threw a Guy 3: king kong which then caused... and so on from there till this gets boring. Get creative with your 5 words! Now for the real story:

Chuck norris went out and.....

[Ad Bot]

[BobSevenSevens]

Kicked some gay noob's ass...

[Dodger]

and then went to the.....

[BobSevenSevens]

bar and got really drunk...

[Kyzor]

and fell on the floor...

[Saxophone]

and fell on the floor...

and started saying about six words...

 

[Rughugger]

inb4 monday, cigarette, snake, immaturity

[Chrono]

inb4 monday, cigarette, snake, immaturity

and fell on the floor...

right beside the monday. Then

[Caution]

He punched the monday in...

[Kyzor]

the face. Then he took

[Chrono]

the monday's red stolen bike.

[Kyzor]

He rode to Wal-Mart (that counts as two words, right?)

[Dusty12]

and decided to purchase a...

[Regulith]

big heaping bag of fresh

[Dusty12]

cooked juicy spy crab meat