Paper can go to hell.

[Saxophone]

Paper. I can't stand it. The noise it makes when it wobbles. The constant fear of it slitting your wrists/fingers/throat. The feel of it. Blech, I can't stand it. It makes me want to run out of the room it is in.

And now school istarting in 6 days...

What will I do?

[Ad Bot]

[Caution]

Simple, switch to cardboard. :D

[Sabbin]

Suici- No...

[zoneark]

/wrists

[Chrono]

lol a pack of 3 ringed cardboard sheets

[Saxophone]

Simple, switch to cardboard. :D

Cardboard is worse.

/wrists

[Chrono]

But anyways, while on the topic.

If you get cut, you'll be fine. You wont die or anything.

[Harm94]

I rarely get paper cuts and I grab paper with love and care, I don't grab it like a suicidal maniac.

[Caution]

You could wrap the edges in duct tape.

[lolzorz mcgee]

But anyways, while on the topic.

If you get cut, you'll be fine. You wont die or anything.

paper cuts, if you do get them, feel really weird.  Have you noticed they feel different than cuts from a knife or something?

[Saxophone]

But anyways, while on the topic.

If you get cut, you'll be fine. You wont die or anything.

I know that. But it hurts god damnit!

I rarely get paper cuts and I grab paper with love and care, I don't grab it like a suicidal maniac.

Neither do I, I am just scared of getting them.

You could wrap the edges in duct tape.

Duct tape is good for everything!
:D

[Chrono]

I know that. But it hurts god damnit!

But... but... it hurts soooo good...

[Zephyrs]

I got a paper cut on my eyelid once.

It hurt.

[Saxophone]

But... but... it hurts soooo good...

I got a paper cut on my eyelid once.

It hurt.

I got a paper cut on my eyelid once.

It hurt.

I assume everybody was killed?

[Sabbin]

I got a paper cut on my eyelid once.

It hurt.

Ouch.