Open cuts.

[Moriarty]

You know those cuts that don't bleed, but sting when you get air in them?
Yeah. I hate those.
Discuss

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[Travis [bob36455]]

Those are for pusillanimous individuals.
If I get a cut I bleed...
LIEK A MAN

[Harm94]

Painful, but not as painful as a wasp sting.

[Moriarty]

Painful, but not as painful as a wasp sting.

Or fracturing your wrist
 

Those are for pusillanimous individuals.
If I get a cut I bleed...
LIEK A MAN

What if you get a cut where there's no nearby blood?

[Molasses]

Where can you get cut and not bleed?

[Dropshock]

Pour some salt in it, It'll heal a lot faster.

[Moriarty]

Where can you get cut and not bleed?

Lots of places.

Pour some salt in it, It'll heal a lot faster.

O- wait a gosh darn second
you mean sugar
right

[Molasses]

Example.

[Moriarty]

Example.

Sometimes on your finger, sometimes.

[Travis [bob36455]]

I'll let it burn...
LIEK A MAN

[Moriarty]

I'll let it burn...
LIEK A MAN

...
No.

[Dropshock]

I'll let it burn...
LIEK A MAN

YEAH WELL I ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL THIS MORNING.
Without any milk >:o

[oromis]

YEAH WELL I ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL THIS MORNING.
Without any milk >:o

Yeah, but can you open this new bottle of ketchup?

[duckman1229]

Yeah, but can you open this new bottle of ketchup?

If I could just run it under warm water.

[Kalphiter]

Yeah, but can you open this new bottle of ketchup?

If I could just run it under, some hot water...

Oops, already posted.