So some Eastern European girls came up to me a few days ago.
My heart pounded nearly out of my chest, and since I had a sunburn that hurt like hell with a bottle of water.
Anyway, these two girls came and asked me where to get some "auchool". (edit: pronounce this one out loud, like Auckland mixed with cool)
Well what the forget is auchool?
I told them I didn't know, by slightly shaking my head and looking at their feet; not because I have a foot special interest but because their feet didn't have cleavage.
They asked again, I did the same thing.
Then they asked me what I was drinking; did they think I was drunk?
I told them it was water and showed them the half empty Arrowhead bottle just to prove it to them.
They said "oh." and went on their way.
As I was walking the other direction I realized they wanted "charcoal" and that I could've gotten laid with them if I had invited them back to my place so I could give them some charcoal; after all, it was past 8.
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