Dear Bisjac,
I am a fairly levelheaded young lad who happens to be a big fan of the Bisjac. However, recently I have found that my love for the Bisjac is becoming too much for me to handle. It all started when I saw your first post. Since then I am unable to let go of the wonderful experience that overcame me that night. When I shut my eyes all I can see is your avatar. I have lost my appetite for anything but the Bisjac. Bisjac, what can I do? I fear that the only possible cure would be to have Puddin' sent to me through air mail.
Sincerely,
Horny, Australia.