Bisjac's Advice

[Ladios]

Can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Cause they are wicked tan dude?!

[Ad Bot]

[Marcem]

Cause they are wicked tan dude?!

NO SILLY, IT'S THE CINNAMON SWIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

[Robo Noob]

Dear Biscut Jacob,

     Recently I have been secretly having homolove behind the backs of my parents. His name is steve, and he said he was clean, but recently I've been getting warts on my genetalia. Should I stick with him, or break it loose?

   friend Queen, Delaware

[Justin K.]

Lol'd

[Bisjac]

Dear Biscut Jacob,

     Recently I have been secretly having homolove behind the backs of my parents. His name is steve, and he said he was clean, but recently I've been getting warts on my genetalia. Should I stick with him, or break it loose?

   friend Queen, Delaware

if you already got the warts, no reason to stop now. that only opens up more available gay love.

[Robo Noob]

if you already got the warts, no reason to stop now. that only opens up more available gay love.

Dear Biscut Jacob,

    Thanks for the advice! Recently me and Steve have moved to Virginia to get married. We now reside in Richmond and live happily with our three adopted children. Sad news: I have AIDS. I have around 3 months to live. I have lived a nice life as a homoloveual and it's all thanks to you.

     friend Wife, Richmond, VA

[Bisjac]

you will be fine, AIDS isn't a big deal anymore, and only poor Africans die from it. but they make to many babies anyways so all the better.

[Ladios]

Dear Bisjac,
     There seems to be a meteor the size of a small truck hurtleing towards my house at a rather high velocity. What should I do?

Sincerely,
         Vlad from Tunguska

[WhoDa?]

Dear "insert subject name here",
             We started to miss you in "secret laboratory name here". We would be glad if you could return, we made up new tasks                to solve!
             Is it possible for you to not exit this time after the tasks will be finished?

Sincerely,
                 Totally not GlaDOS

[Block Builder]

Deer Bisjac,

How dew i not be stupid. pls pls pls pls pls anser this now or I WILL GET BADSPOR TO BAN U HE IS MY FRIEDN!!!!111!!1one@!

Sincereally,
                      mastrcheif108022

[Colten]

Why are you all typing like complete idiots in your questions?

[Blockbuilder321]

How do I avoid AIDs?

[Azimuth]

Dear Bisjac

When doing an autopsy, would I stick the scalpel... in her pooper?

Sincerely,
  Azimuth

[Sockton]

Dear Bisjac,

     how is babby formed

[pocketrocket300]

Dear Bisjac,

     how is babby formed

stick the scalpel....in her pooper.

And that is how babby is made.