In Soviet Russia, thread starts you!

[Junior]

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you.

[Ad Bot]

[mr.64x64]

In Soviet Russia, ice crushes you!

[McDevin]

In Soviet Russia They Have Straight Parades

[ChexGuy331]

You homophobic richardforgeter.

[tcxxx572]

In Soviet Russia, 1girl 2 cups :D

[Stratofortress]

In Soviet Halo, fight finishes you!

[Spation]

In Soviet Russia, we make "In Capitalist America..." jokes.

[snot2]

in soviet russia, russia soviet in

[IbanZ]

In Capitalist America, women have equal rights but there is so dispute if loveual prejudice exists.
In Capitalist America, people are allowed to think for themselves.
In Capitalist America, it's not the size of the gun that counts, but how much money you have.

[Spation]

In Capitalist America, you start the thread. Only if you want to of course.

[Lt Chub Chub]

In soviet Russia, you snipe Thorvald 8D (lets see if any one gets this)

[Kyle Brickalo]

In Soviet Russia, meal cook you!
In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!
In Soviet Russia, computer use you!
In Soviet Russia, Internet surf you!
In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!
In Soviet Russia, rock paper and scissors all beat you!
In Soviet Russia, concrete pour you!
In Soviet Russia, house clean you!
In Soviet Russia, chores do you!
In Soviet Russia, candles light you!
In Soviet Russia, essay writes you!
In Soviet Russia, summer enjoys you!
In Soviet Russia, car crash you!
In Soviet Russia, car fix you!
In Soviet Russia, money spend you!
In Soviet Russia, poster hang you!
In Soviet Russia, sculpture sculpt you!
In Soviet Russia, floor sweep you!
In Soviet Russia, microphone talks into you!
In Soviet Russia, toilet poops in you!

[bananalad123]

In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you! :D