In Soviet Russia, thread starts you!

[Headcrab Zombie]

In soviet russia, baby concieves you!

[Ad Bot]

[Masterlegodude]

In Soviet Russia, persians kick you into the pit of death! :O

[Bio Spark]

In Soviet Russia, they do eveything for you!!!
Execpt getting laid

[Stratofortress]

In America, you can find parties almost everywhere, but in Soviet Russia parties finds you!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!
In Soviet Russia, research watches you!
In Soviet Russia, cows rape you!
In Soviet Russia, software pirates you!



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In America, you smoke Castro's cigars but in Communist Cuba Castro smokes you!

[dUMBELLS]

In Soviet Russia, life takes you!

[tails]

In Soviet Russia, Storeclerk is still on forums

:(

[n0cturni]

In Soviet Russia, prostitute pays you.

[ShadowLink]

Off-topic: I thought Store was back.  :(

[CC]

I'm Soviet Russia, barrel roll does you!

[Ronin]

Way to necro-bump this. Moron.


In Soviet Russia, wife beats YOU.

[(MoA) Shaun]

In Soviet Russia, EA likes you.
:'(

[Kyle Brickalo]

In Soviet Russia, Dog walk you!

[Aphtonites]

In soviet russia, You lazer your fire!
In soviet russia, Cookie monster spams noobs!
In soviet russia, Clothes take their strippers off!
In soviet russia,If you fall in water, Water gets you!
In soviet russia, Boogymonster checks under bed for you!
In soviet russia, Blockland created badspot!
In soviet russia, Google finds YOU!

[Ronin]

In soviet russia, You lazer your fire!
In soviet russia, Cookie monster spams noobs!
In soviet russia, Clothes take their strippers off!
In soviet russia,If you fall in water, Water gets you!
In soviet russia, Boogymonster checks under bed for you!
In soviet russia, Blockland created badspot!
In soviet russia, Google finds YOU!

No....

Just, no.

[Aphtonites]

Err, Sorry for those crappy ones , All the good ones have been taken so far.