In my drafting class, we rearranged the numbers on most of the keyboards to say 8675309. Our teacher got pissed.
Lack of verb.
In German, you don't need a verb if the verb is obvious.
Yeah but this is English.
I broke my 1 button. It still works, though.
also, it helps not to be angry and german.
My keys get an odd crust on them which I suspect is dried semen.