Paradox Topic

[Nystical]

Ok, New Forum Game, You Have a time machine, And Cause a Paradox, Then Explain the paradox, And it goes on.

Grandfather Paradox

You kill, Or Do something to make your Grandma And Grand-pa not get married, Or fall in love, They don't have your dad/your mom, Then you are not born, Causing you to never build the time machine, Which means your grand-pa and grandma did meet, Which means you built the time machine, Goes on.

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[Creola]

/Dividebyzero

[Regulith]

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

[Sandvich]

True> <False

[Katamari007]

/squarerootof2

[Nystical]

/Dividebyzero

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

True> <False

/squarerootof2

Gotta use a time machine

[Regulith]

Gotta use a time machine

That's not in the rules
Never mind, yes it is. Still:

All the paradoxes would be the same:

1. Go back in time
2. Kill someone
3. Future explodes

[Spockticus]

Or you could unbirth somebody by not letting their mother be impregnated?

[Dr.Block]

I've actually heard some pretty good paradox's that don't involve time machines.

[BobSevenSevens]

I go back in time to Einstien's time and kill him. That means we never finish the atomic bomb, Japan owns us, and I was never born, which meams I never went back n time...

/paradoxness

[DrMobius]

1/0

[lolzorz mcgee]

This doesn't use a time machine, but...

A man is sentanced to go to prison, but the judge has yet to say how long.  The judge tells him to say whatever he wants.  If it's true, he goes to jail for 4 years, and 6 if it's false.

The man says, "You'll put me in jail for 6 years."

[MtnDew]

λ0


pwnt

[Sarge]

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[Green Link]

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will now grow"?