"Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man on a forum,
But i'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a unknown man what his sentence is,
but on this most auspicious of days, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona,
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate, This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, so, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition,
the only verdict is vengeance; a member, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous,
verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Swiss."
