Author Topic: How to not sustain a head injury.  (Read 2958 times)

Today I sustained a "Laceration" on the top of my head.  They had to put painful stitches in it.  They were especially painful because they looked exactly like staples.

Protip: Do not try to jump on to a moving car over a gravel road.


You seem to be klewless.



I have no idea why hospitals can't afford regular stitches.  -EconomyRant-

you did that in the first place why?

Do not try to jump on to a moving car over a gravel road.
How the hell did you manage that?

you did that in the first place why?

I bet it was for the luls!

It was my parent's car, it was moving like 6 mph, and they slowed down immediatly as I jumped on.

And yes it was 4 teh lulz

wear a helmet

my mom used to make me wear when all day, even when i went to bed/ but now i'm old enough so i don't have to wear it anymore yay

wear a helmet

my mom used to make me wear when all day, even when i went to bed/ but now i'm old enough so i don't have to wear it anymore yay

I dont beleive you.

But that would suck.

my mom used to make me wear when all day, even when i went to bed/ but now i'm old enough so i don't have to wear it anymore yay

What, does your mom think you belong in sp'ed?

It was my parent's car, it was moving like 6 mph, and they slowed down immediatly as I jumped on.

And yes it was 4 teh lulz
Yay autistic people!

wear a helmet

my mom used to make me wear when all day, even when i went to bed/ but now i'm old enough so i don't have to wear it anymore yay
Did you lick windows too?