Author Topic: What did you eat for breakfast? (Read 7625 times)

Robo Noob · September 13, 2009, 02:18:37 AM

Personally, I ate sticks of dynamite with a side of napalm.

You?

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MtnDew · September 13, 2009, 02:19:31 AM

YESS you started the topic.

Robo, i take back all of my hateful things said toward you.
:D

obtw, i eat grand pianos for breakfast.

Robo Noob · September 13, 2009, 02:21:15 AM

I'm thinking about taking my mom out for lunch for a nice 3rd generation iPhone bisque with a slight touch of microwave oven with a nice side of grocery bag.

In other words; the usual.

Rughugger · September 13, 2009, 02:21:51 AM

Oh we used to dream of dynamite with napalm. Would have been like candy for us. We had to eat out of the septic tank of the bar that served atomic wings as a appetizer, Main course was a feast of bloody tampon salad covered in popped entrepreneur le pus dressing, to drink, we had a fine hard water soda circa Chernobyl, and for desert, licking the bathroom urinals of Grand Central Station.

MtnDew · September 13, 2009, 02:22:08 AM

getting fancy are we? :o

Robo Noob · September 13, 2009, 02:22:44 AM

Damn, you must be rich.

troy001234 · September 13, 2009, 02:23:36 AM

Hells yeah I'm, rich I eat cheeze

Robo Noob · September 13, 2009, 02:24:49 AM

So I just had a small snack, my webcam.

It tasted like poor quality.

General Nick · September 13, 2009, 02:24:59 AM

I ate soft boiled eggs after realizing I somehow developed lactose intolerancy :(

but then my dad bought lactose-free milk :D

Apophis · September 13, 2009, 02:25:39 AM

I am going to grab a knife and shove it in the neck of my mother. I will then drag her dead body by the trash can, drain her blood and then finally cut her and grind her up into little pieces. I will eat some of those pieces and then I will probably barf.. I will throw her body away in the trash can.. I will then go slaughter sacred animals to appease the gods.

HAIL SATAN

..I am agnostic, not satanist..

Rughugger · September 13, 2009, 02:26:11 AM

Quote from: Gen. Nick on September 13, 2009, 02:24:59 AM

I ate soft boiled eggs after realizing I somehow developed lactose intolerancy :(

but then my dad bought lactose-free milk :D

Eggs aren't a dairy product bud.

MtnDew · September 13, 2009, 02:26:26 AM

Quote from: Apophis on September 13, 2009, 02:25:39 AM

..I am agnostic, not satanist..

Ur cool.

Regulith · September 13, 2009, 02:26:36 AM

I don't really "do" breakfast, though I sometimes eat cereal, or eggs/bacon/toast if someone ends up making it.

star9578 · September 13, 2009, 02:27:16 AM

Quote from: Regulith on September 13, 2009, 02:26:36 AM

I don't really "do" breakfast, though I sometimes eat cereal, or eggs/bacon/toast if someone ends up making it.

Same.

Rughugger · September 13, 2009, 02:27:45 AM

I'm actually going to make myself a Hawaiian dish known as the loco moco for breakfast. Effin yum!