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Having this many dramatic events in one day has overloaded the Master Drama Maintaining Unit (or MDMU), which sends small amounts of pleasing brain waves through our computers into our brains when a large drama fight breaks out, which makes it simmer down after awhile. When too many crazy things happen at once, the MDMU becomes confused and cannot detect who's causing said drama, and thus cannot send out the proper calming brainwaves in time. A few people begin to reach a new realm of anger and frustration, and eventually this massive source of hatred overtakes the MDMU, which proceeds to warp the fabric of forum space-time. Don't worry though, the natural flow of the universe will cause something good to happen to the angered people, and they will begin to float back down into a neutral mood, and all will be well once again.
