I got cut... by a fish!

[Unwritten Calender]

Hey, it's true. So this is how it went:
I was upstairs playing Halo and I got thirsty, so I went to downstairs.
I open the fridge, and bam! A fish pops out.
The fin slit part of my foot, leaving two big gashes of blood.
No, it wasn't coming out dramatically, but it was gushing.

Discuss.

[Ad Bot]

[lolzorz mcgee]

Why was there a live fish in your fridge?

[General Nick]

So a fish flew out of your fridge...?

[Unwritten Calender]

Not live. Sorry, it was dead.
No, it didn't fly out, it was put so there was kind of a ramp for it to slide out.

[Regulith]

Fishercut, lol.

[Unwritten Calender]

Everyone was laughing at me lol.

[Valen]

Whoa lol, that is a random event, you should wash it out with some stuff.

[Unwritten Calender]

Disinfected it with alcohol.

[Rughugger]

InB4 Lupis, aids, or rabies

[Miga]

InB4 Lupis, aids, or rabies

Or all three!

[Unwritten Calender]

Naw, I'm good.

[Regulith]

Or all three!

Aidrabis?

[Unwritten Calender]

Raidus

[Riot]

Fishercut, lol.

Hay it happened to me before D:

[Apophis]

Once I was playing with my self and I went to grab lotion but I accidently grabbed a knife and I cut my richard off. It grew back though..