I tought the oldest excuse was the "I got hacked!!1" one.
Lol i was lucky when i had to pull the tick out. It was right over my richard, i was lucky i pulled it out whole.
This is why you don't stick your richard in tall grass.
If you take every time he said "tick" and change it to "richard," that is a really amusing to read paragraph.
Rember when Robo noob had a tick in his ball sack?
...When I get the tweezers and try to pull the loving monday out...
The tick must have had some special aiming abilities, in the center of the chest? wow.Omgticksontits
At camp my friend found a leech on his balls :D
Holy crap,what the hell was he doing?