Post stupid/funny things classmates have done.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Sometimes, people have the right idea.  Other times, they're just being plain stupid.  Post whatever someone in any class of yours has done that you thought was so stupid you had to try not to laugh.

I'll start.

Today in algebra, we went over a review quiz we took on monday.  We came up to a simple problem, 8x6.  The teacher jokes around a bit, saying, "If you got this one wrong, when you go home today, y'know...hurt yourself."  Almost everyone in the class laughed at, but the person next to me took it seriously and got pissed.  He proceeded to moan and hit himself.

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[kyle222]

Some teacher got mad at a classmate and the classmate pissed his pants.

[Unwritten Calender]

In history yesterday, my friend Erik kept going: Psssst! Pssssst! And when I looked back he kicked me in the balls, because I turned my whole body. Teacher wasn't looking, so we were safe. :D

[Netwars4]

My irish science teacher dances and raps for us everyday.
My Math teacher sporadically twists her head and flails her arms when shes talking.
My Spanish teacher gives us the Star Trek hand thingy whenever we leave.

Last year in history we had a full demonstration of a Spartan battle tactic to defend against cavalry, which in the demonstration was my friend on a rolling chair.

Oh classmates.
Can't really think of any, cause I don't pay attention to my classmates all that much.

[Sinclair]

      My best friend reached across some girls TITS to grab a non-existent pencil :D

[Netwars4]

My friend (who is a girl) slept under the desk unit I was sitting in at the library.
When I say unit, I mean that they're individual sections of desk that fit one person, so as to avoid distraction.

You could say the whole situation was hot, but not really.

[General Nick]

My friend (who is a girl) slept under the desk unit I was sitting in at the library.
When I say unit, I mean that they're individual sections of desk that fit one person, so as to avoid distraction.

You could say the whole situation was hot, but not really.

Nice lol.

Lots of things.

One kid tried to do tricks with a thermometer and broke it.
Same kid is really stupid and gets into trouble easily.
Same kid got caught playing games on his laptop because his screen reflected onto the whiteboard behind him when the lights were off.

One kid does pencil tricks, always (inspired kid above to do tricks with thermometer) almost hurts someone.

One kid is an idiot.

Most of them you'd have to know my friends to make it funny.

[Regulith]

One of my friends was in a math class with the most boring and oblivious teacher ever, and for one homework assignment he wrote "Jordan is a werewolf" for every answer. He got 5/5. (This Jordan was another person in his class, not me.)

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We had a sub, My freind gave his Friend who sat next to him his pencil. When they were supposed to be writing something, my Friend rose his hand and said..."TEACHER! This not-so-much-of-a-gentlemen next to me stole my writing utensil from my grasp!"(No, he really said that) Then the teacher said to the guy next to him "Is this true? Did you take his pencil?" "Yes teacher" "Give it back to him" "Yes sir." He gives it back and my friend says "Thank you". And if your wondering, my Friend did the whole nerd thing for teh luls.
He doesn't talk like that unless he's making a joke that relates to a nerd somehow

[Inv3rted]

One kid asked me for $5 to get 'something.'

I asked him what, and all he said was "I'll give you some."

:D

[-Mike-]

sometimes there is a swarm of fat people running down the main hallway at full speed :c

[Atomshock]

sometimes there is a swarm of fat people running down the main hallway at full speed :c

O_O OSHT RHINO HEARDING!

I had a classmate ask the teacher if loving a girl in the ear would get her pregnant with brain babies
The entire class lol'd so hard, but the teacher didn't
He got suspended for 5 days

[FlyGuy45]

Instead of saying Virginia I said Virgina.

[Atomshock]

Instead of saying Virginia I said Vagina.

Hey dont make fun of my birthplace!!!

[FlyGuy45]

Hey dont make fun of my birthplace!!!

.......do you know what an insult is?