A lot of people have asked me: "what's the deal with koolkody12?" and I answer: "who? what? why do you want to know?" Then I realize that there is no one there and I am talking to myself. This realization does not come as a shock because this sort of thing happens all the time and by “all the time” I mean rarely and by “rarely” I mean never… oooh is that a sharpie?! *sniffs*
Regardless, there are some facts about koolkody12 that you should know.
koolkody12 was created by the soviets in 1947 to fight the national socialists, it was a testament the soviets poor time keeping skill that koolkody12 was created two years after the war ended. After they found out that all the good national socialists were either dead or in Argentina (hardly worth killing them there, being there was worse than death anyway), the scientists tried to think of a good use for this thing (Sort of a super soldier without any super powers or soldierly ability). After a lot of drinking and brain storming they failed to find a use for their stock pile of national socialist killing koolkody12, in the end gave up and simply placed it on ice.
For years koolkody12 sat in a freezer with other wastes of soviet science and money like the nuclear toaster, the paper tank and the efficient electric car. Until one fateful day in the early 2000s koolkody12 was mistaken for a love doll and shipped overseas to a client that was less than pleased to see koolkody12 and not a rubber love toy. It was naturally only a short time before koolkody12 ended up in a landfill were, awakened by the heat of burning methane wells, koolkody12 began to bond with discarded electronics forming a computer network which then piggy backed, via hacked wireless signals, on to the internet.
The rest as they say, is history.
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Make a drama topic about me now.
Wish granted.
