I have swine flu. (This thread is sterile!)

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I also have it. I feel like shat.
Yesterday it began, and its getting worse.
EDIT :
Im not really scared about it. 'Tis just another type of flu.

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[oromis]

Reasons to get scared: Existing medical condition. No others found, other than being afraid to be sick.

I'm glad you didn't start complaining and writing your death wish to us :D

[A.R.C.]

Dibs on his stuff.

[Regulith]

QUARANTINE THE ENTIRE THREAD!

D:

HAZARDOUS ANOMALY DETECTED

QUARANTINE ACTIVATED

[DrMobius]

You should learn an awesome skill while you are at home.  Like blowing stuff up with your mind.

[Cody574]

More people have died from the normal flu than the swine flu.

Bird flu, spanish flu, etc etc etc. Same threat, new name.

[Block Builder]

Dibs on his stuff.

Gen. Nick gets my stuff when I die :D

Bird flu, spanish flu, etc etc etc. Same threat, new name.

Yes, each new unique flu is the same as the last one.

[A.R.C.]

Gen. Nick gets my stuff when I die :D

You're dead to me.

[Lil Robot]

I'm immune for this winter, as I had the flu last year for about a month.
Might I add, I had Influenza B, deadlier than Influenza A, or the "Swine Flu".

[UnknownX]

More people have died from the normal flu than the swine flu.

Bird flu, spanish flu, etc etc etc. Same threat, new name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic
When millions of people die from this, I will believe you.

[TomTheGeek]

Guys don't be scared stuffless, the vaccine came out a couple days ago (and masal spray)

So, first dibs for this is the yougner people, like us (teenagers.)

[Lil Robot]

Guys don't be scared stuffless, the vaccine came out a couple days ago (and masal spray)

So, first dibs for this is the yougner people, like us (teenagers.)

Please tell me it isn't a shot?

[Sarge]

GO GO GO!

[TomTheGeek]

Please tell me it isn't a shot?

And a Nasal Spray.

[Lil Robot]

And a Nasal Spray.

So I can just use the spray? :D