Chain logic

[Niblic]

Toilet => Bathroom
Bathroom => Room
Room => House
House => Street
Street => Cars
Cars => Death
Death => Afterlife
Afterlife => Religion
Religion => Myth

So... Toilets = Myth?

[Ad Bot]

[Gamefandan]

Muffins = Food
Food = Stomach
Stomach = Organs
Organs = Heart
Heart = Love
Love = Emotions
Emotions = Anger
Anger = Rage
Rage = Internet Trolls
Internet Troll = People
People = Life
Life = Earth
Earth = Planets
Planets = Solar System
Solar System = Space
Space = The Universe

Muffins = The Universe

[Tingalz]

Pie = Dessert
Dessert = Food
Food = Healthy
Healthy = Exercise
Exercise = Strong
Strong = Tough guys
Tough Guys = Internet Tough Guys
Internet Tough guys = /b/
/b/ = Memes
Memes = Stupid
Stupid = hurr durr
hurr durr = Fat
Fat = Food
Food = cake

Pie = Cake? It can't be!

[Doorman]

Pie = Cake? It can't be!

The pie is a lie!

[Tingalz]

The pie is a lie spy!

[Doorman]

Pie = lie
Lie = spy
Spy = guy
Guy = testosterone
Testosterone = science
Science = facts
Facts = truth

Pie = truth?
PARADOX

[Gamefandan]

Guns = Killing
Killing = Humans
Humans = Love
Love = Emotions
Emotions = Happiness
Happiness = Gay
Gay = Homoloveual

So, Guns = Homoloveual

Therefore:

Guns are homoloveual.

[Doorman]

Guns = Killing
Killing = Humans
Humans = Love
Love = Emotions
Emotions = Happiness
Happiness = Gay
Gay = Homoloveual

So, Guns = Homoloveual

Therefore:

Guns are homoloveual.

Awesome, that'll stop some people from using them. :D

[Dodger]

Earth=life
life=death
death=afterlife
afterlife=religion
religion=conflict
conflict=war
war=death
death=life
life=death.......

Omg A paradox.

[masterockets]

Pie = Cake? It can't be!

The cake is a pie, and the pie is a lie. 

[Atomshock]

Love=life
life=pain
pain=death
death-happiness to those around you
happiness to those around you=commedian
commedian=death

[Hawkclaw]

Blockland = game
Game = fun
fun = happiness
happiness = life
life = questions
questions = problems
problems = war
war = death
death = afterlife
Blockland therefore equals the afterlife. 

[radamein]

Forums = posts
Posts = spam
Spam = noob
noob = vangaboo
Vangaboo = Forums

._. osht

[Doorman]

Happiness = emotions
Emotions = feelings
Feelings = senses
Senses = environment
Environment = Earth
Earth = polluted
Polluted = death
Death = afterlife
Afterlife = religion
Religion = questions
Questions = problems
Problems = math
Math = equations
Equations = solutions
Solutions = meaning
Meaning = depression
Depression = emo
Emo = /wrist
/Wrist = blood
Blood = biological
Biological = science
Science = never exact
Never exact = confusion
Confusion = arguments
Arguments = fights
Fights = war

So, therefore:
Happiness = war

[Regulith]

I keep typing these out and my logic turns out horribly. >_>