Author Topic: Chain logic (Read 11140 times)

Netwars4 · September 20, 2009, 10:36:01 PM

Oreos = cookie
cookie = cookie monster
cookie monster = monster
monster = horror movie
horror movie = death
death = stopped heart
stopped heart = clogged arteries
clogged arteries = obesity
obesity = junk food
junk food = oreos

PARADOX.
Also, I claim page 5 in the name of newts.

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Gamefandan · September 21, 2009, 12:17:54 AM

Gamefandan = Forumer
Forumer = Forums
Forums = Blockland
Blockland = love
love = Life
Life = Earth
Earth = Planets
Planets = Solar System
Solar System = Space
Space = The Universe
The Universe = Everything

Gamefandan = Everything

So, I am everything, therefore I am also God.

Netwars4 · September 21, 2009, 12:35:27 AM

I created a black hole, which defeats your everything.

Gamefandan · September 21, 2009, 01:00:59 AM

Quote from: Netwars4 on September 21, 2009, 12:35:27 AM

I created a black hole, which defeats your everything.

Everything is also nothing and everything that is less than nothing, meaning that I am the black hole meaning that I destroy myself which in effect creates a new me with a mintier attitude.

Netwars4 · September 21, 2009, 01:19:32 AM

forget
=love
love=fun
fun=happiness
happiness=stuff
stuff=desire
desire=lust
lust=inability to get
inability to get=annoyance
annoyance=ignorance
ignorance=forget you and your logic.

and that sir, is what I say to you.

Gamefandan · September 21, 2009, 01:29:12 AM

How does Annoyance = Ignorance?

Netwars4 · September 21, 2009, 01:31:32 AM

~~i dont know.~~

Because someone can be annoyed at an ignorant person!

Gamefandan · September 21, 2009, 01:33:16 AM

Quote from: Netwars4 on September 21, 2009, 01:31:32 AM

~~i dont know.~~

Because someone can be annoyed at an ignorant person!

But it doesn't equal it, it comes FROM it, meaning it should be the other way aroung most likely.

Netwars4 · September 21, 2009, 01:34:00 AM

Gamefandan · September 21, 2009, 01:45:24 AM

Quote from: Netwars4 on September 21, 2009, 01:34:00 AM

:|

I win, I'm still everything. ;D

Doorman · September 21, 2009, 07:11:23 AM

Quote from: Netwars4 on September 21, 2009, 01:19:32 AM

forget
=love
love=fun
fun=happiness
happiness=stuff
stuff=desire
desire=lust
lust=inability to get
inability to get=annoyance
annoyance=children
Children=ignorance
ignorance=forget you and your logic.

and that sir, is what I say to you.

radamein · September 22, 2009, 10:57:44 PM

Bi = Ephi
Ephi = Prick
Prick = bi

lolwut

MtnDew · September 23, 2009, 02:05:17 AM

Bi = Ephi
Ephi = moderator.

Bi = moderator?

Haha, sorry.

Gamefandan · September 23, 2009, 04:36:15 AM

Quote from: radamein on September 22, 2009, 10:57:44 PM

Bi = Ephi
Ephi = Prick
Prick = bi

lolwut

This is why I still consider you to be an idiot.

Tingalz · September 23, 2009, 07:38:03 AM

ephi = pie

pie = freezer

freezer = doges