Author Topic: Chain logic  (Read 11054 times)

love = pleasure
Pleasure = Good
Good = an awesome car
An awesome car = something you can kill someone with
Something you can kill someone with = death
Death = the ending of one's life
The ending of one's life = passage to after life
After life = Something religions debate about
Something religions debate about = the garden of Eden
The garden of Eden = forbidden fruit
Forbidden fruit = fruit
Fruit = fruity
Fruity = term some people use to describe homo loveual people
Term some people use to describe homo loveual people = gay



Gay = love.

No one can ever have love without it being gay.

Haha, I rather enjoyed that one. Join me, everyone!

rape = loveual assault

loveual assault = loveual abuse

loveual abuse = domestic violence

domestic violence = cops

cop = khorde


khorde = rape

The Universe = 42
42 = Age
Age = Old
Old = death
Death = Afterlife
Afterlife = Heaven

The Universe = Heaven?

That is a very positive outlook.

Positive = electricity
electricity = solenoid
solenoid = magnet
magnet = north/south
south = negative

My bad, that was a negative view.

Badspot=Blockland
Blockland=Video Game
Video Game=Fun
Fun=Good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= Gray
Gray=Dull
Dull=Bad
Bad=Rick Astley (RickRolled')

Badspot=Rick Astley?


Fish=2+2
2+2=4
4 = Number
Number = Number pad
Number Pad= Keyboard
Keyboard = computer
computer=mouse
mouse=animal
animal=cow
cow = hamburger
hamburger=good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= Gray
Gray=Dull
Dull=Bad
Bad= sad
sad=emotion
emotion= Logic
Logic=science
science=questions
questions=investigation
investigation=post-crime
post-crime=criminal
criminal=idiot
idiot=mouse
mouse =(eaten by) cat
Cat = animal
animal = wild
wild = forest
forest = trees
trees = paper
paper = white
white = snow
snow = rain
rain = water
water = ocean
ocean = blue
blue = Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster = cookie
cookie = food
food = eat
eat=fat
fat=made fun of
made fun of=depression
depression=Self Delete
Self Delete=bad
bad=badspot
(from my previous post)Badspot=Blockland
Blockland=Video Game
Video Game=Fun
Fun=Good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= Gray
Gray=Dull
Dull=Bad
Bad=Rick Astley (RickRolled')

Rick Astley=Meme
meme = funny
funny= lol
lol=rofl
rofl=lmao
lmao=WTF
WTF=WTFROFLBBQ
WTFROFLBBQ=BBQ
BBQ= grill
grill = hamburger
hamburger=good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= Gray
Gray=Dull
Dull=Bad
Bad= sad
sad=emotion
emotion= Logic
Logic=science
science=questions
questions=investigation
investigation=post-crime
post-crime=criminal
criminal=idiot
idiot=mouse
mouse =(eaten by) cat
Cat = animal
animal = wild
wild = forest
forest = trees
trees = paper
paper = white
white = snow
snow = rain
rain = water
water = ocean
ocean = blue
blue = Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster = cookie
cookie = food
food = eat
eat=fat
fat=made fun of
made fun of=depression
depression=Self Delete
Self Delete=bad
bad=badspot
(from my previous post)Badspot=Blockland
Blockland=Video Game
Video Game=Fun
Fun=Good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= Gray
Gray=Dull
Dull=Bad
Bad=Rick Astley (RickRolled')

Rick Astley=Meme
meme = funny
funny= lol
lol=rofl
rofl=lmao
lmao=WTF
WTF=WTFROFLBBQ
WTFROFLBBQ=BBQ
BBQ= grill
grill = hamburger
hamberger=colesteral
colesteral = clogged ateries
clogged ateries=bad
Bad=Death
Death= life
life=oxygen
oxygen=trees
trees=paper
paper=drawing
drawing=fun
Fun=Good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= Gray
Gray=Dull
Dull=Bad
Bad=Death
Death=  :cookieMonster:
 :cookieMonster:= :cookie:
 :cookie:=good
Good=Cool
Cool=Blue
Blue=Color
Color= red
red=blood
blood=war
war= terrorism
terreoism=terrorist

Fish=Terrorist

So that's who cause 9/11!

Pie = good
Good = opposite of bad
Opposite of bad = not good
Not good= we're all doomed


Therefore, pie = we're all doomed

Law of Syllogism no longer holds true?
The world must be ending.