I swallowed a fly.

[Ryuu]

     There I was, sitting in bed just a couple of mints ago. When all of a sudden, I open my mouth to laugh a might har-har. Then it happend, I saw it come in. I choked a little bit. Swallowed, then choked some more. Now im here, sharing my stories with you land-lovers.

Discuss.

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[faram45]

     There I was, sitting in bed just a couple of mints ago. When all of a sudden, I open my mouth to laugh a might har-har. Then it happend, I saw it come in. I choked a little bit. Swallowed, then choked some more. Now im here, sharing my stories with you land-lovers.

Discuss.

Good bye nice knowing you.
Flies are very dirty and while 6 legged bugs are edible Flies are highly unrecommended.

[Ryuu]

Good bye nice knowing you.
Flies are very dirty and while 6 legged bugs are edible Flies are highly unrecommended.

Yes, because I am now going to die.
The acids in my stomach probably killed it by now, plus, I think it was more of a nat.

[Sandvich]

Ostuff.

Now you'll have to eat a spider!

[Captain Crazy]

Wasn't there a rhyme about a little old lady that swallowed a fly?

[faram45]

Wasn't there a rhyme about a little old lady that swallowed a fly?

and ate a horse?

[General Nick]

You're going to die. You have 30 seconds.

[Ryuu]

Ostuff.

Now you'll have to eat a spider!

Sounds good.

Wasn't there a rhyme about a little old lady that swallowed a fly?

Yes.

and ate a horse?

Yep.

You're going to die. You have 30 seconds.

No I do-

[faram45]

No I do-

We wont be hearing from him anytime soon.
Someone will have to find his dead body.

[pocketrocket300]

then whoever finds the body must rape it.

[WhoDa?]

No I do-

No. That's wrong.
It would go like this:


No I doGämklof,$hf.lgjgfklöä£
vhkjöää$lö

¨ükloäö$

[faram45]

then whoever finds the body must rape it.

it would be heaven if it was a female.

No. That's wrong.
It would go like this:


No I doGämklof,$hf.lgjgfklöä£
vhkjöää$lö

¨ükloäö$

Did you really fall on your keyboard to do that?

[nickbond1]

then whoever finds the body must rape it.

[Nepthan]

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[nickbond1]

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