Automated*Message System Who dis?

[Klayboxx]

Automated*Message System: Attention user.
Automated*Message System: I am here to eat ur brains!
Automated*Message System: True story.
Klayboxx: nooooo
Klayboxx: D:
Automated*Message System: yeh so just sit back and get aten
Klayboxx: Don't I need them for thinking :c
Automated*Message System: Nope.
Automated*Message System: You just need eyes to buy more EA products!
Klayboxx: oh
Automated*Message System: Yeah, so you can see them when you're at the store.
Klayboxx: Well in that case; eat away
Automated*Message System om noms Dylan's head.
Automated*Message System: I know your name by the way.
Automated*Message System: All automated message systems do.
Klayboxx: from my profite wo
Automated*Message System: Not true.
Automated*Message System: I just knew it.
Klayboxx: wo
Klayboxx: Dude I wish I was you knowing names magicly
Automated*Message System: Yep, everyone does.
Klayboxx: :D
Automated*Message System: stuff brother.
Automated*Message System: It's so hard to phish now in days.
Klayboxx: I know
Automated*Message System: All the kiddies are asleep at this time.
Klayboxx: at Nine? :o
Automated*Message System: Yeah :(

I don't have this person as a freind and his profile is set as private. If it's a moderator, I <3 Steam moderators if they exist.

Actualy I've seen him as TestAppWorkingState, TestAppBeta003, TestAppAlpha001, TestApp006, TestApp005, TestApp004, TestApp003, TestApp002, TestApp001

[Ad Bot]

[Dropshock]

Er, You friends renamed themselves to that? :0

[Klayboxx]

No, because the only names I've seen him as are the ones I've listed :o

[WhoDa?]

Uhh yeah.

stuff brother.

If he's a mod..

[Comatose]

I've seen this guy on Skype, pissing me off. He's trying to convince me to download some virus while he's telling me I have malformed programs. I just curse him out.

[Dropshock]

wooo i have him too

Saturday, September 19, 2009
21:24 - Automated*Message System: Attention user.
21:24 - Automated*Message System: Fatal error detected within the system.
21:24 - Automated*Message System: In order to restrore order you must follow these directions.
21:25 - Automated*Message System: 1.) Enter your steamy bag of milk.
21:25 - Automated*Message System: 2.) Step out of your house, their will be a garden gnome to your right.
21:25 - Automated*Message System: 3.) Run from the garden gnome, it's a trap!
21:26 - Automated*Message System: 4.) Head to the local market and pick up five metric tons of beef.
21:26 - Dropshock: Damn brother that cost alot of bling
21:26 - Automated*Message System: After completing these task, a gate will appear.
21:26 - Automated*Message System: You are to enter the gate and retrive  the sword.
21:26 - Automated*Message System: Return to me and you will be able to get a minor reward depending on your speech level.
21:26 - Automated*Message System: Good luck traveler.
21:27 - Dropshock: So, I've always wondered. Are you a mod or something? How did you even message me? :o
21:27 - Dropshock: Also I lol'd. I now love you.
21:27 - Automated*Message System: Those secrets will only be shown once you find yourself.
21:27 - Automated*Message System: Untill then...
21:27 - Dropshock: Err I already checked in my pants where else would I be

[General Nick]

Lol, I hope he finds me :o

[Dropshock]

Haha this guy is awesome.

21:28 - Automated*Message System: That is for you to find out...
21:28 - Dropshock: Also, You be an hero. http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=83925
21:29 - Dropshock: Yay your own topic
21:29 - Dropshock: So, Hows your day going? Err-- Night.
21:29 - Dropshock: I guess.
21:29 - Automated*Message System: It has been quite a hard night.
21:30 - Dropshock: I dunno. I think i'd be pretty fun running around doing this all night.
21:30 - Dropshock: it'd*
21:30 - Automated*Message System: Considering I must bring joy to all those who wander this realm...
21:31 - Automated*Message System: It may seem fun but, it is quite a hard task.
21:31 - Dropshock: Well, It seems you have accomlished this quesk. QUESK COMPLETED!
21:31 - Automated*Message System: LEVEL UP.
21:31 - Dropshock: +5 E-snake if you get what "quesk" is from.
21:32 - Automated*Message System: Meme's are strictly off-limits in my profession.
21:32 - Automated*Message System: Even mention mudk-
21:32 - Automated*Message System: That was a close one...
21:32 - Dropshock: Noooo. I am dissapoint.
21:32 - Dropshock: So, You ever heard of this game called blockland?
21:33 - Dropshock: Its pretty cool bro.
21:33 - Automated*Message System: I have not.
21:33 - Dropshock: http://www.blockland.us/
21:33 - Dropshock: The game where you build stuff.

[Kerog]

Lol, I hope he finds me :o

[General Nick]

 Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
12:32 AM - Automated*Message System: Attention user.
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: do you have any spaghetti kind sir?
12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: Conflict dected on your account.
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: i am very hungry :(
12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: Please insert mucho peso now.
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: whats dected mean.
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: forget
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: I ONLY HAVE $5
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: where am i gonna get tacos at this time of evening?!
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: D:
12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: Gas station.
12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: For less-o peso.
12:33 AM - Nickelob Ultra: they dont have tacos
12:33 AM - Automated*Message System: That is what they want you to think.
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: hm...
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ITS A TRAP
12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: Follow these directions carefully and you will receive...
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: recieve what?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: stuffting richard nipple-itus
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ?
12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: A gift from the world beyond us.
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: swine flu?
12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: No, close though.
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: vaginas?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: a love change?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: boobs?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: hair?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: testicles?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: WHAT?
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: TELL ME
12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: I am talking about toasters.
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: forget yeah toasters
12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: Here's what you do...
12:34 AM - Nickelob Ultra: i need one for my asshair
12:34 AM - Automated*Message System: First off, run up to your bathroom.
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ok
12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: As soon as you see the bathtub, start the water up.
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: i dont have a bathtub
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its a walk in shower
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: :U
12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: After you have completed this task, a scripted event should happe-
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: yeah.
12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: stuff brotherh, that's badass.
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its got a chair in it
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: errr
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: seat
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: w/e
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: so i can sit
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: and fap
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its awesome
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: and forgetin heated towels
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: you cant get that stuff
12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: Heated towels?
12:35 AM - Automated*Message System: Does not compute.
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: towel wamer
12:35 AM - Nickelob Ultra: warmer
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: warms up towels
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: so your ass is toasty
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: not frozen
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: no one likes frozen asses
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: except mondays
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: speaking of mondays have you seen my bike?
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: its pink, and white
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: with little frilly flags on it
12:36 AM - Nickelob Ultra: and flower flags
12:37 AM - Nickelob Ultra: reply to me cigaretteort
12:37 AM - Nickelob Ultra: im not paying you to be a hoe and suck my rooster n give aids
12:37 AM - Automated*Message System: Invalid request.
12:38 AM - Automated*Message System: System overload.
12:38 AM - Automated*Message System: Beep, Beep, Beep.
12:38 AM - Automated*Message System: Boooooom.
12:38 AM - Nickelob Ultra: Robots, stand still, confirm command.
12:38 AM - Nickelob Ultra: Robot, I repeat, de-activate self destruct protocol, confirm command.
12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: ...
12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: forget this stuff
12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: (whips out chainsaw sword and saws robot in half)
12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
12:39 AM - Nickelob Ultra: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

lol

[Dropshock]

He stopped talking to me. Now my life is boring once again.

[pocketrocket300]

freaking lold till i cried nick XD

[pixl]

What's up with blockland racism, it's getting on my nerves

[pocketrocket300]

brotherh stole mai bike?

[MrCookie]

September-19-09
9:40 PM - Automated*Message System: Attention user.
9:40 PM - Automated*Message System: A conflict has been detected inside of the system.
9:41 PM - Automated*Message System: Please insert twenty gold.
9:41 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Damn
9:41 PM - MrCookie - Bored: I only have 15
9:41 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Hmm
9:41 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Would this sword do?
9:41 PM - Automated*Message System: Ahhh....
9:41 PM - Automated*Message System: I'll buy it at a high price!
9:41 PM - MrCookie - Bored: How much?
9:42 PM - Automated*Message System: Forty-two peso.
9:42 PM - MrCookie - Bored: No deal!
9:42 PM - MrCookie - Bored: I say forty-four peso!
9:42 PM - Automated*Message System: Suit yourself...
9:43 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Nooo!
9:43 PM - MrCookie - Bored: How will I solve this conflict?
9:43 PM - Automated*Message System: You may solve all this and more inside of the chamber of death.
9:43 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Where would that be?
9:44 PM - Automated*Message System: To find this mystical land, you must venture deep within your closet.
9:44 PM - MrCookie - Bored: That is a vast land.
9:44 PM - Automated*Message System: Indeed.
9:44 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Any hints?
9:44 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Hopefully not in the ave
9:44 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Cave*
9:44 PM - MrCookie - Bored: or under the bridge
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: You will find the true location once you find your true se-
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: System Error.
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: Overload.
9:45 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Damn!
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: Overload..
9:45 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Rage!!!
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: Overload...
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: B-----
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: Trial version has expired.
9:45 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Nooooooo!
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: Upgrade to full version now!
9:45 PM - MrCookie - Bored: I thought I still had 20 days left!
9:45 PM - MrCookie - Bored: How much would the full version be?
9:45 PM - Automated*Message System: Mucho peso.
9:46 PM - Automated*Message System: Warning - Five lines left.
9:46 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Uh oh
9:46 PM - Automated*Message System: Upgrade now for full features!
9:46 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Damn this cheap program
9:47 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Only way to get it is to pirate it!
9:47 PM - MrCookie - Bored: But how..
9:47 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Hello?
9:48 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Are you still there, trial?
9:48 PM - MrCookie - Bored: I think I have found myself
9:48 PM - Automated*Message System: Finding yourself is disabled in the trial version.
9:48 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Damnit
9:48 PM - Automated*Message System: Upgrade now to determine gender!
9:48 PM - MrCookie - Bored: What?!
9:49 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Where is the help button?
9:50 PM - Automated*Message System: Help button is disabled in trial version.
9:50 PM - MrCookie - Bored: fuuuu
9:50 PM - MrCookie - Bored: What isn't disabled?
9:51 PM - Automated*Message System: The upgrade feature.
9:51 PM - Automated*Message System: Attention user - One line remaning.
9:51 PM - MrCookie - Bored: No way, It's already been 5 lines!
9:52 PM - MrCookie - Bored: 6, including the attention!
9:52 PM - Automated*Message System: Fatal system error.
9:52 PM - Automated*Message System: Rebootin-
9:52 PM - Automated*Message System: Beep, Beep, Beep.
9:52 PM - Automated*Message System: Booooooom.
9:52 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Uh oh, I think I broke it
9:52 PM - MrCookie - Bored: :(
9:53 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Don't go away!
9:53 PM - MrCookie - Bored: There's not much people to talk to at night
9:54 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Why is there a * in your name?
9:55 PM - MrCookie - Bored: Don't leave!
Your chat with Automated*Message System is now a multi-user chat.
Automated*Message System has been invited to chat.
Dread has been invited to chat.
Dread entered chat.
Automated*Message System: Attention user.
Dread: hi message
Automated*Message System: Party system is restricted to full version.
MrCookie - Bored: Aw
Automated*Message System left chat.
MrCookie - Bored: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991869058



I found his Steam ID page!