Author Topic: How to stop stomach aches?  (Read 2974 times)

Except he's already fine. :P

I was about to say try putting you're butt in the air, that usually helps you pass gas.



Lay down on your stomach, eat rice, don't do extreme stuff with your stomach like chocolate milk and pizza.

Oh stuff, that stops what I was going to do today with my sick-day.

Chocolate milk and pizza is "extreme stuff"? Pfft, someone pass me a thumb tack sandwich with a glass of kerosene.

Chocolate milk and pizza is "extreme stuff"? Pfft, someone pass me a thumb tack sandwich with a glass of kerosene.

Pickles, cheese, and salt and vinegar chips, slapped together on two delicious slices of bread. And to wash it down, chocolate milk mixed with mountain dew voltage.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go run to the bathroom.



there like a million causes for a stomach ache lol.
you could do/not do many things

Fizzy drinks totally do it, or milk of magnesia (works really well) but that's gross.

Ah, but they work, that's why I always have them on hand. In fact I have a headache, Aspirin time!

druggie.

I use to get those all the time when i was fat and lazy. im still fat and lazy but i actually do work in gym now, Sometimes i actually watch what i eat :3

but anyways, Tums, lie down. And for me, there is a flash game for everything. When I get stomach aches, I play extreme heli boarding. The music added with simple gameplay brings me into a nostalgic coma, making me forget about all worldly problems.

drink water to setal your stomach or eat some fruit