Author Topic: How to stop stomach aches? (Read 2982 times)

Illidan · September 20, 2009, 11:39:14 PM

They suck ass, and I don't want to puke.

How would I go about reducing the pain?

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TheArchitect · September 20, 2009, 11:40:10 PM

Well, I usually lay down.

Gamefandan · September 20, 2009, 11:40:24 PM

Tums.

Regulith · September 20, 2009, 11:42:12 PM

If you have that "I could take a dump" feeling, get a good book and try to do exactly that.

Otherwise, lie down, and/or do something you find relaxing.

General Nick · September 20, 2009, 11:42:21 PM

Lay down on your stomach, eat rice, don't do extreme stuff with your stomach like chocolate milk and pizza.

Saxophone · September 20, 2009, 11:43:34 PM

To be honest, puke.

You feel better after those toxins leave your body, but don't force yourself to.

If you have a Tums, those toxins will still be in your body, and affect you afterwards.

Those pills only work for so long.

Leafsoo7 · September 20, 2009, 11:44:32 PM

lay down

Apophis · September 20, 2009, 11:45:57 PM

Hey illy. Anyways, if it's diariah, take a big dump but go slow and steady. Try not to rush rush it. If it's the type where you feel like barfing, barf in the toilet, get it out of you, or just swallow a lot of water and flush it down to your bowels. Then just let it go on it's marry way there.

Gamefandan · September 20, 2009, 11:47:31 PM

Quote from: Saxophone on September 20, 2009, 11:43:34 PM

Those pills only work for so long.

Ah, but they work, that's why I always have them on hand. In fact I have a headache, Aspirin time!

General Nick · September 20, 2009, 11:47:42 PM

Quote from: Saxophone on September 20, 2009, 11:43:34 PM

To be honest, puke.

You feel better after those toxins leave your body, but don't force yourself to.

If you have a Tums, those toxins will still be in your body, and affect you afterwards.

Those pills only work for so long.

The point of pills is to get rid of the symptoms while you're doing something important, i.e a presentation or a bus ride (and you know the bathrooms suck, plus what happens if you hit a pothole?). They're never intended for actually stopping it 100% and I think they have labels for that.

Netwars4 · September 20, 2009, 11:52:26 PM

Sometimes when I was a kid, my parents would give me Pepsi.

Illidan · September 20, 2009, 11:54:24 PM

It turned out to be a really bad fart.

Thanks, guys.

Regulith · September 20, 2009, 11:55:37 PM

Haha wow

Saxophone · September 20, 2009, 11:55:53 PM

Quote from: Netwars4 on September 20, 2009, 11:52:26 PM

Sometimes when I was a kid, my parents would give me Pepsi.

Ginger Ale is better.

Riot · September 21, 2009, 12:45:54 AM

Lay down on belly, drink herb tea, rice, oatmeal is best for this. Do all of this and you'll be fine.