If someone asked me if I wanted them to want me to rape them, I would answer 'no' because that would not be rape.
If I somehow acquired a real dual-lightsaber and somehow managed to get to Tatooine, I would go apestuff on the sand people; however they do frighten easily, but they will be back, in larger numbers.
If I could somehow be in my computer's internet like that old Fairly Odd Parents episode, I would go straight to the research sites.
If I was autistic, I would take advantage of it and use it to hook up with great singles in my area by calling 1877 8943777.
If I only had a brain, then I could tell you the rest of this song, but since I don't have a brain, I can't quite do that.