Sounds like lies piled on lies.
OMG VALEN I SO WANNA TOUCH YOUR AVATAR INAPPROPRIATELY
Take a chill pill br0
i had to let it out some way =\
Go touch yourself
Stick it in her pooper
Stic-It looks like you handled it pretty well, though you honestly could have seemed a little more sympathetic. It's hard to tell if she's being serious though...
grave.
Oh dear.