Okay, the thread "Stupid Things Your Classmates have said" is a good idea, but this thread aims for something a little broader.
Let's post about Douchebags, bullies, friends, ex-friends, teachers, and other fun stuff.
Lemme start.
I have this friend named Daniel. I'm in 7th grade and he's in 6th. He manages to entertain my friends with his handicapped(and obviously made up) stories. One day he tells my friend he had an encounter with a rabid squirrel. He also talks about how his friend flipped off this one teacher, Mr. Shippos. I'm like "Mr. Shippos is cool your friend is a richard" and he says. "Oh, and then I kicked my friend in the balls." He's told these kind of stories(I've heard tonnes of ridiculous rumors about teachers, and stories about how he flips off teachers)
What I'm guessing is, if I said "Oh yeah Mr. Shippos is a richard" Daniel would say "Yeah my friend is so cul rite?" I think I have heard about 3 stories about how he kicks his friend in the nuts in a week. He thinks he's tough stuff too because he's a black belt in karate. Remember that a black belt graduating from a community karate class probably isn't your idea of the Super buff black belt from the movies. And he's hyper, probably because he thinks its funny.
tl;dr: I have a hyper, lying 6th grader "friend"
I don't want to be his friend anymore, I'll probably just tell him he's a douchebag and move on.
Another small thing. A friend of mine closed an apple in a locker door, effectively cutting it into 3 pieces. The apples are currently sitting in the locker 1-something-43, as we wait for it to ferment or liquefy, or at least make something interesting happen.
One 6th grade story. With a couple of classmates, I created an atrocity called "Plan B". What I did was mix a bunch of gross stuff together. The idea started when some guy put a piece of paper in my lukewarm waterbottle. I shook the little fleck of paper until it colored the water into a pinkish hue. Eventually another piece of paper was added. Then another, then another. Then paperclips, and pencils, and thumbtacks, crayons, gum, Gatorade, soap, spit, and god knows what else was added. The result was an opaque, brownish greenish liquid with pencil shavings and colored paperclips and other stuff floating in it.
Post your own stories of school experiences!
