School Experiences- The good, the bad, and the smelly

[Chriz]

So one day, I was braiding my pubes under my desk. The vice principal walks in and falco punches my desk out of nowhere. Suddenly my Black Beard lookin' pubes are revealed to the world. Later that day I was forced to tie them to my nipples and hang upside-down by my gonads as punishment.

Jesus christ, tell me that was a lie.

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[Robo Noob]

No it's not.

I also had to play Limp Biscuit with the board of directors, and they're all grown men with faster hands so I inevitably lost. :(.

[Chriz]

Jesus christ Robo, not even about the hanging from the nads?!

[Robo Noob]

Jesus christ Robo, not even about the hanging from the nads?!

Nope.

Don't forget the Limp Biscuit 

[Antallion]

dude robo you are a true bro

At camp, back in like 8th grade or something 3 years ago two of my friends had showers in the girls bathroom. One of them left their watch in there, too.

[pixl]

I was takin a wiz, and the kid that came in took the urinal next to me when there was 5 others.
"hey how was your day,"
"long and hard"
"um.. Good?!"

[Ladios]

I was takin a wiz, and the kid that came in took the urinal next to me when there was 5 others.
"hey how was your day,"
"long and hard"
"um.. Good?!"

lol'd

[NotInsaneChef]

huge yoghurt fight on the bus.

Luckily I was behind a plastic barrier.

[NickTheSushi]

Once, all hell broke lose in my classroom and the teacher was bombarded by paper wads.

It was hilarious.

[Crunchie]

Haha, I remember in year 4 I was taking a piss and this handicapped little year 3 kid seriously runs up and stares at my richard and giggles like a little friend. I smacked his head on the wall and he forgeted off.

[kiwibear]

This isn't so much as handicap as it is funny, but anyway:

Connor: (Holding a picture of a moose) Hey Chandler, I'll give you a dollar if you guess what this is.

Chandler: Uhh....

Connor & Friends: C'mon, its not that hard.

Chandler: A deer?

All who heard that immediately fell to the floor laughing. I dunno :|
Chandler isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you know what I mean...

[Crunchie]

This isn't so much as handicap as it is funny, but anyway:

Connor: (Holding a picture of a moose) Hey Chandler, I'll give you a dollar if you guess what this is.

Chandler: Uhh....

Connor & Friends: C'mon, its not that hard.

Chandler: A deer?

All who heard that immediately fell to the floor laughing. I dunno :|
Chandler isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you know what I mean...

head-sticks mek it v. confuzing :( :( :(

[Paw]

One of my friends cant stand losing and HEEEEESSSS always right like if were going to catch a ball and were on the same team and if like i catch the ball hes like NO DAMNIT I DIDNT GET THE BALL.

He thinks hes cool and calls me and nerd and suddenly a store is awesome because he got his PS3 there.

lolololololol

[A.R.C.]

One of my friends cant stand losing and HEEEEESSSS always right like if were going to catch a ball and were on the same team and if like i catch the ball hes like NO DAMNIT I DIDNT GET THE BALL.

He thinks hes cool and calls me and nerd and suddenly a store is awesome because he got his PS3 there.

lolololololol

...
What?

Apparently, according to my bus driver that is, an Ipod Touch resembles a bomb and needed to call the principal on me.

[TheLegomaster]

We were preparing a school-party (:D) and Junior and I went Spiderman on the curtains.