Author Topic: What would happen if I injected myself with hair gel? (Read 1444 times)

Ladios · September 22, 2009, 11:42:27 PM

Like that stuff you get to spike your hair or whatever. If like you injected yourself in a major blood vessel with a syringe full. What would happen?
Like would your blood vessels harden up or.... what?

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Valen · September 22, 2009, 11:45:15 PM

Death

I'm guessing it would poison you and followed by death.

Inv3rted · September 22, 2009, 11:45:37 PM

If you injected it into anything, it would cause a blood clot. It could also burst, leaving you with a big problem. Inject any major vein or artery and you're pretty much forgeted.

MtnDew · September 22, 2009, 11:46:31 PM

You'd be forgeted kind sir. :D

Regulith · September 22, 2009, 11:47:00 PM

You'd be gellin' like no other.

But then you'd die a horrible painful death.

Captain Katz · September 22, 2009, 11:49:27 PM

It would cause 5000000 blood clots in your brain, it will be like a ticking time bomb.

Dropshock · September 22, 2009, 11:56:14 PM

Er--- You'd die?
Why do you want to know? AHAH, DID YOU DO IT?

pocketrocket300 · September 22, 2009, 11:57:48 PM

ono. ladios is an cntl k!
:(
note that noobspeak has been added to enhance comedic values in the text.

Dr.Block · September 22, 2009, 11:59:42 PM

Quote from: Dropshock on September 22, 2009, 11:56:14 PM

Er--- You'd die?
Why do you want to know? AHAH, DID YOU DO IT?

Reminds me of a topic on some other forum, this guy was like

"How would I go about giving myself a stomach ulcer? What if I swallowed that tide stuff my mom uses to clean the kitchen?"

"OH GAWD YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW IT DID YOU? PLEASE DON'T Self Delete."

General Nick · September 23, 2009, 12:00:20 AM

You'll explode into gooey goopy hair gel that absorbs anything it comes into contact too. Soon the whole planet will be engulfed by the giant blob and make a blob planet, then a blob solar system, then a blob cluster, and eventually the galaxy. Who knows, maybe the universe and the dimension too.

Quote from: Dr.Block on September 22, 2009, 11:59:42 PM

Reminds me of a topic on some other forum, this guy was like

"How would I go about giving myself a stomach ulcer? What if I swallowed that tide stuff my mom uses to clean the kitchen?"

"OH GAWD YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW IT DID YOU? PLEASE DON'T Self Delete."

Make little spheres out of peanut butter and eat them.

Ladios · September 23, 2009, 12:12:58 AM

Quote from: Gen. Nick on September 23, 2009, 12:00:20 AM

You'll explode into gooey goopy hair gel that absorbs anything it comes into contact too. Soon the whole planet will be engulfed by the giant blob and make a blob planet, then a blob solar system, then a blob cluster, and eventually the galaxy. Who knows, maybe the universe and the dimension too.

COOOOL!
Ima do it now. I just need to find a syringe.

Captain Katz · September 23, 2009, 12:13:53 AM

This is a future R.I.P. message Ladios...

Ladios · September 23, 2009, 12:15:37 AM

Nah, if I killed myself I would shoot myself in the head. Fastest way. Sleeping pills you like asphyxiate and its not fun. Cutting would hurt like a bitch and take way too long. Hanging would also be annoying if my neck didnt break and id just sit there for like 10 minutes going "well this sucks".
My next best choice is jumping off a really high building but on the off chance i survive it, that wouldn't be very fun at all.

pixl · September 23, 2009, 12:16:02 AM

Go swim in hairspray.

STATUE MAN!

Dr.Block · September 23, 2009, 12:16:51 AM

Quote from: ladios on September 23, 2009, 12:12:58 AM

COOOOL!
Ima do it now. I just need to find a syringe.

K seriously, this is almost exactly like that thread I was talking about.

Member who has a good amount of respect decides to do something really dangerous that involves putting some kind of gel into their bodies and starts acting completely different than from how they normally do.