-Qwepir is a friend-
Qwepir is a friend
He's one large unwanted maggot
He a troll on the forums
And he causes boredom
He makes us all want to die
He even makes babies cry
but that doesn't stop qwepir
He needs a good kick in his rear
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Qwepir is a friend
His mom is a maggot
He is so handicapped
He always has to say "I farted"
so as I'm singing this song
I understand he's wearing a thong
so I keep making up words
So we all sound like nerds
Ooooooohhhhhhh
Qwepir is a friend
He has the face of a maggot
He makes people barf
He's like my great grandmas ugly scarf
As he walks down that hall
Everyone begins to bawl
So he trolls a little bit more
As he acts like an attention hogging whore
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
(Chorus)
Qwepir, Qwepir
You're such a queer
You smeel like someones rear
and make everyone fear
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Qwepir, Qwepir
You shop at sears
Your stank is always near
And you face is a deers
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Repeat first verse