Oh no. You cant get divorced :(
No really, You cant. When you got married and had dat secks on The ION spaceship, You signed a document that says you cannot and will not ever be torn/Split apart.
Its also tied to the universe and all of ION. If you divorce, You create a time paradox and ION also shuts down forever.
FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
stick it in her pooper.
also can we stop stuffposting please.